1/010: Sailing for Science!!!!!!!!!

[wheatdos]

GLaDOS
[Whenever GLaDOS came around to her room she would find out that it was properly broken into through the window by some strange hooded figure all in black. However upon further inspection, nothing had actually been tampered with. Instead, there was a letter which was placed somewhere in plain sight, waiting to be read.:


　To a very revoltin beautiful woman,
　 　 　 　 I know you do not know me but I can promise you that I am one person who can help you and have everything that you can possibly require. I am willing to devote myself to you uncondicionally, uncond unconditionally for just the smallest of prices.You are by far the most flawless bird I have ever encountered, and we should collaborate, in affairs that are much too personal for just... friends. You make my cardiac muscles combust with a desirable feeling that is desirable When I first saw you across the room, I could not disengage my eyes from you. Please consider having me you vile monstrosity. My stupidity love stupidity has blinded me to your destructive ways and I want to make it work for us. Meet me in room [Insert his room here cause he told wheatley but I forgot it.] where we can discuss things further. I can assure you that you will like what you see.

　 　 　 　 PS. I love science. I'm also a little bit desperate. And human.

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 -Wh Larry.
[By the way, Wheatley is in your room. Listening to your response. And also because he didn't get out in time.]


Larry:
Mate! Everything is set up. I hope you have your room ready for her!
She's a... uh, a nitpicky one If I can say so myself.
Say... are you sure you want to go on with this?

[He sounds just a teeeeny bit worried. Just a bit. It's subtle.]


Luna:
Hey... uh, love. It's been a while hasn't it?
Just making sure that you're still here.
Or... or, that you know. You know I'm still here!

[He laughs nervously.]

Say... remember when we had tea together? That- that was fun waznit?

[Action/Filtered to bad guys and people who won't judge him, AND from people looking out for the well being of the castle. All the good guys. You know who you are. Filtered away from: Nick, Luna, Maya, Larry, duke and Glados. Dhaos can see this, but ACTION ONLY just cause. :Y]

[If it's action. Wheatley would be pacing up and down the castle grounds outside, in his usual up kept clothing. He ditched the lab coat, for it was way too hot for that, but if anyone saw him, he'd be pacing, looking like a real intellectual. A real distraught intellectual.]

I'm... uh, I'm beginning to think that I might not be one of the good guys here.

Comments

[doublethefun]

I suppose time is one of the few things I will ne'er lack.

[wheatdos]

"Rea-really?"

[He sounds slightly more optimistic.]

"How- how about now? I... I have time. A-As well. Besides, I mean... I've quite the stories to tell you. Good ones though. I've been good- great! Great even. I could set it up here. In my roomm, or-or yours. Either one."

[doublethefun]

[there's a pause as she considers this. And a bit of a sigh as she gives in.]

Thy room then. I shall be there shortly.

[wheatdos]

"Right. I..."

[He clears his throat.]

"I will see you here, then. Whenever you get here. I-I suppose."

[A nervous laugh. He shuts his journal.]

[doublethefun]

[and soon enough, there's a knock on the door.]

Wheatley, 'tis I.

[wheatdos]

[He'd spring to his feet and run over there. His usually messy place was spotless. No really. It was clean. Everything was sorted out and put off to the side. This place was a shrine. He even had his table all set up and everything.]

"Hello love! Nice to see you came here quick. I've started the tea but it's not even warm yet. Did-didn't think you were going to come this fast. I'm glad though, no doubt, but it's a surprise either way... a uh, a pleasant surprise! Come in, come in!"

[doublethefun]

[there's a bit of a surprised look when she takes in how clean this place is.]

I must admit, I did not expect thee to have cleaned at all.

[wheatdos]

"Really?"

[His voice cracks a little with happiness.]

"Why do you say that love?"

[doublethefun]

I have visited thy room a few times in the past and 'twas cluttered each and every time. Based on what I know, drawing such a conclusion is hardly unreasonable.

[wheatdos]

"Yeahhhh. It was getting pretty bad when the carcinogens started getting all over the place."

[He claps his hands together.]

"Anyway! Moving on! Did you... by any chance bring any of that delicious tea that you have?"

[doublethefun]

[car...cinogens? Gotta remember to look that up.

Repressing an eyeroll.] Nay. I merely assumed that if thou wert to invite me to tea, thou wouldst be prepared.

[there's a small flash of light and a canister of tea appears on the table]