paradisa | Chapter Four- The Complaint of Chaucer to his Glass

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Hello. My name is Geoffrey Chaucer. I’m conducting a survey of sorts, and I was hoping you would participate. I would just like to know your name and age. I’d also like to know about your stay at Paradisa.
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Pardon me, sir. I wonder if you could conduct your experiments and other loud activities at a more decent time. It has come to my attention that you’re keeping other residents up at night.
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Has the noise stopped?
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[He writes the following slowly, frustrated and bored.]
To you, my friends, I do apply
For an answer to my cry.
Does not the wine taste awry?
I drink and drink, yet no ill effect
Happens that I can detect.
Sober as the day I was born,
I raise my tasteless glass, and mourn.

This castle seems to have done me in,
For it will not allow me a single sin
I know I shall be quite forlorn
If I am forced into celibacy in the morn.

[Geoff is sitting in the library, writing the above poem, and working on other writing. He’s a bit annoying, knocking his foot against the table, ripping up parchment and throwing it to the side, and muttering to himself. He’s also a tad grouchy today. He’s been drinking to control the withdrawal symptoms from not gambling. He has a glass of wine next to him that he keeps testing every few minutes, making faces whenever he does. ]

[ooc: Loss start! Open over journals or in person! As it says, he’s grouchy. You have been warned. Also, if I’ve dropped any convos by accident, give me a poke. I’ve been sick, and I think a few fell through the cracks.]

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wwhat the fuck
wwhy wwould i evven bother tellin you that
that is confidential fuckin stuff you knoww

Is it? I don't think it's that confidential. Here: I'm Geoffrey Chaucer, aged two and twenty years.

Already, your answer has told me that you're thirteen years or below.

wwell thats all youre gettin
ill be damned if im givvin out my name to some random fucker
eridan ampora isnt the type wwho tells evverythin the first fuckin time he meets someone

[...and...now you'll see scratch marks forming all over that last sentence.]

~~eridan ampora isnt the type wwho tells evverythin the first fuckin time he meets someone~~
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Edited 2012-01-30 18:03 (UTC)

I promise you, Eridan, I'm not using this information for evil deeds. [YEAH HE SAW THAT, BUDDY.]

oh my god are you that fuckin ignorant
look i get human kids are fuckin useless ok they need protectin or wwhatevver the shit
but i think youll find trolls are more than a match for anythin regardless a age minus one or twwo exceptions
by wwhich i mean a lot a the trolls here but theyre a bad example a the race as a wwhole
an yet they can still handle themselvves just fine
so dont get me wwrong it isnt like im freakin out youre gonna abduct me or somethin
i just didnt wwanna fuckin tell you outta a matter a preference
no special treatment there pal i dont tell anyone not just you

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You're a ...troll?

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