Konzen Douji (
fatherandsun) wrote in
paradisa2012-06-22 12:24 pm
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03. Action for Demeter
[It's been a few days since Goku left for camp and Konzen was hilariously transformed into a beautiful statue. As the days ticked by without his realizing, something happened. Somewhere, somehow, someone decided to allow him the honour of experiencing the joys of camping, and so with a crackle and a crunch, Konzen's statue sheds its stone and the God tumbles to the ground, gasping in shock as he has no idea how he's gotten outside or why. As common as it was for his aunt to troll him back in Heaven, it never ceased to infuriate him. He looked about, seeking answers and finding none though the nearby cabin he seemed to have been a statue close by did seem a much better place than the little clearing he'd been standing in.
And a bird had been putting nesting material on his head. That had to go.
He stretched, groaning and trying to ignore the rising fury in the back of his mind as he approached the cabin... but as his high-heeled sandal caught the edge of a tree root and he tumbled to the ground in a lump of awkward God, he let out a cry of frustration that startled the birds from the trees.
Nature, he decided while pulling grass and twigs from his long hair, was best viewed from a distance on even the best of days.]
Whoever did this to me is going to pay for it! This is unacceptable and absolutely preposterous, not to mention ridiculous! A statue! I was a statue! Of all of the unforgivable, irritating pranks!!
[His prissy-fit has been unleashed. Cower all from the out-of-shape God in grass-stained silk.]
And a bird had been putting nesting material on his head. That had to go.
He stretched, groaning and trying to ignore the rising fury in the back of his mind as he approached the cabin... but as his high-heeled sandal caught the edge of a tree root and he tumbled to the ground in a lump of awkward God, he let out a cry of frustration that startled the birds from the trees.
Nature, he decided while pulling grass and twigs from his long hair, was best viewed from a distance on even the best of days.]
Whoever did this to me is going to pay for it! This is unacceptable and absolutely preposterous, not to mention ridiculous! A statue! I was a statue! Of all of the unforgivable, irritating pranks!!
[His prissy-fit has been unleashed. Cower all from the out-of-shape God in grass-stained silk.]

why are these two so adorable
GNNGGH! The God of Lightning's about to lose his thunder!
best familee ♥
[He sticks his tongue out and giggles.]
♥ he looks miserable in the icons but he's honestly having fun
Hrn!
hehehehe
[Goku laughs again, his own mop of brown strands a complete mess as well.]
...obviously yer t'god of thunder, Konzen.
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[Time to pull on one.]
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..ah, it's a mess again. Look at this. It's because you were crawling on it.
[Faultless Konzen is faultless.]
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[He'll tuck in the corners like a good monkey.]
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There, that should do. Ah... Goku seems to have vanished.
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...also Goku is the stillest, quietest monkey ever. Aside from that small giggle.]
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[He begins to sit slowly, adjusting his weight so he won't completely sit. Just bit by bit, pretending he'll crush Goku.]
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[He squirms like a little worm under the blanket.]
Yer gonna squish me!
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[Pretending to lie back. This is actually a little difficult.]
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Dummy. I knew you were there.
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[He's all smiles again and rolls over a bit so he can look at Konzen.]
Yer real fun t'play with, Konzen. I didn't know ya could.
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But I decided something after falling down that elevator shaft, Goku...
Do you know what that was?
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I would try to live a life I could be proud of... and to be the man you looked up to so highly. To be someone who could truly learn in life and not just sit around as I had been.
That was what I decided.
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[Have a hug, sir. You're a great man, and monkey loev you.]
I'll do whatever I can t'help. 'Cuz even though you say ya ain't the sun, yer the sun t'me. 'Cuz ya make it bright.
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Mind your words, Goku... and thank you.