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Konzen Douji ([personal profile] fatherandsun) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-06-22 12:24 pm
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03. Action for Demeter

[It's been a few days since Goku left for camp and Konzen was hilariously transformed into a beautiful statue. As the days ticked by without his realizing, something happened. Somewhere, somehow, someone decided to allow him the honour of experiencing the joys of camping, and so with a crackle and a crunch, Konzen's statue sheds its stone and the God tumbles to the ground, gasping in shock as he has no idea how he's gotten outside or why. As common as it was for his aunt to troll him back in Heaven, it never ceased to infuriate him. He looked about, seeking answers and finding none though the nearby cabin he seemed to have been a statue close by did seem a much better place than the little clearing he'd been standing in.

And a bird had been putting nesting material on his head. That had to go.

He stretched, groaning and trying to ignore the rising fury in the back of his mind as he approached the cabin... but as his high-heeled sandal caught the edge of a tree root and he tumbled to the ground in a lump of awkward God, he let out a cry of frustration that startled the birds from the trees.

Nature, he decided while pulling grass and twigs from his long hair, was best viewed from a distance on even the best of days.
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Whoever did this to me is going to pay for it! This is unacceptable and absolutely preposterous, not to mention ridiculous! A statue! I was a statue! Of all of the unforgivable, irritating pranks!!

[His prissy-fit has been unleashed. Cower all from the out-of-shape God in grass-stained silk.]
goldencirclet: (bounce bounce bounce)

best familee ♥

[personal profile] goldencirclet 2012-07-03 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Nuh-huh! Ya taught me how to do it!

[He sticks his tongue out and giggles.]
goldencirclet: (disarming cuteness)

hehehehe

[personal profile] goldencirclet 2012-07-03 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeek!

[Goku laughs again, his own mop of brown strands a complete mess as well.]

...obviously yer t'god of thunder, Konzen.
goldencirclet: (can haz name now)

[personal profile] goldencirclet 2012-07-05 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'll help!

[He'll tuck in the corners like a good monkey.]
goldencirclet: (disarming cuteness)

[personal profile] goldencirclet 2012-07-06 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[You are the best dad, Konzen.

...also Goku is the stillest, quietest monkey ever. Aside from that small giggle.]
goldencirclet: (uh-oh not good)

[personal profile] goldencirclet 2012-07-07 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
K-Konzen!

[He squirms like a little worm under the blanket.]

Yer gonna squish me!
goldencirclet: (doe-eyed chibi sage)

[personal profile] goldencirclet 2012-07-08 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
[He eeps and holds out his arms to 'catch' Konzen and push him back.]
goldencirclet: (grin grin grin yay)

[personal profile] goldencirclet 2012-07-09 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...I believe ya!

[He's all smiles again and rolls over a bit so he can look at Konzen.]

Yer real fun t'play with, Konzen. I didn't know ya could.
goldencirclet: (moe moe moe wat)

[personal profile] goldencirclet 2012-07-09 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...no? What was it, Konzen?
goldencirclet: (his ancient soul)

[personal profile] goldencirclet 2012-07-10 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...Konzen...

[Have a hug, sir. You're a great man, and monkey loev you.]

I'll do whatever I can t'help. 'Cuz even though you say ya ain't the sun, yer the sun t'me. 'Cuz ya make it bright.