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[precede]

Let's play a game, shall we?

[ He walks and talks with the open journal swishing by his side. ]

I'm looking for someone. Old acquaintances, we go back a long way, et cetera. We need to sort out a few things.

The game is I won't tell you who I'm looking for, but I will promise that I either won't kill them or they can't die anyway, and I don't mean in the castle-reboot kinda way. But you see-- [ He reaches the castle lobby and stops, chuckling sheepishly to himself. ] I'll maim and kill my way through some of you the longer I don't get what I want.

So get along and play fetch.

Oh, one more thing, you can call me Klaus.


[ ooc; journal or action. he will try to threaten/harm people in some way if action, so let me know how far you're ok with him going and I'll play along! ]

Comments

[precede]

Is it the annoying part or the bad part?

[ino]

Well, if you want to get specific, it's the "I'm going to needlessly kill people until I get what I want" thing.

[precede]

Don't you people ever want anything bad enough these days?

[ino]

"These days"? How old are you?

[precede]

Do my wrinkles show through the journal?

[ino]

Oh, I doubt you have wrinkles. You're probably, like, four hundred and look seventeen or something.

[precede]

I'm flattered.

[ino]

Great.

So, whatever happened to a journal filter? Or, you know, saying "please"?

[precede]

Oh, right. Please?