paradisa | test chamber 05 ; [ backdated to around June 29th ]

[ For some reason or another, GLaDOS and Wheatley have been missing from the castle. They've had their share of adventures, and right now, they're coming back.

GLaDOS hasn't been doing so hot, really. She had caught a pretty bad cold during their expedition, and the entire time was a slew of total embarrassment and frustration. Well, most of the time. Which is a good 99.9%, if she were to convert it to numbers.

Currently, she was in Wheatley's arms, being carried back out of the forest where they had been lost and towards the castle. GLaDOS was quiet, her fever not exactly making her the most chatty. Despite the amount of sleep she had just gotten, she was still tired, her head throbbing, everything a spinning mess. To alleviate a sudden wave of nausea, she turned her head into his chest, closing her eyes.

She had been out of her element, with an idiot for the last while, and it was getting to her. Although he had been ~~not really~~ useful for a couple of things, namely finding a lake ~~(promptly deciding to bathe in it and infest it with his grime-covered self)~~ and getting them water ~~(degrading her by making her say he wasn't a moron)~~, the whole ordeal was most DEFINITELY not something she ever wanted to go through again. Never. Ever. Again. ]

... I hate being human. [ she groaned out, muffled by Wheatley's shirt. ]

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"Well! Don't look at it as being human. How aboutttt you think of it as... well... going on a trip? Sure it well, was really terrible... but at least you know how TERRIBLE trips really are. Versus just...j-just imagining them."

[He says that somewhat cheerfully.]

"Ehhh? What do you think?"

[ She sighs, keeping her face in his shirt. She didn't know what would happen if her nausea got the best of her, and she wasn't about to find out, but she had a nagging feeling that it wasn't exactly pretty. ]

Well, now that I have that valuable life experience, I'm sure never to unfortunately end up in the middle of the forest with you. [ Guess who's sarcastic? Yeah, it's her. ] ... But really, I was talking about this stupid... condition. It's utterly useless.

"Wh-who me? I guess so. I'm just, oh you know... you're humble saviorrr."

[He'd push right into the castle. Man. He hopes no one saw him. He'll take the really discreet route to her room.]

"...O-okay, how's this. L-let's make a deal then."

Oh, definitely.

[ She's still being sarcastic, yup. She rolls her eyes, even if he can't exactly see. Eventually, she uncovers her face, looking up at him. She's also really hoping they don't bump into anyone. Because this was much more embarrassing, okay. At least Wheatley wasn't the helpless one being carried around.

Well, like that would even be possible, but still. ]

Let's just never talk about this. Ever again.

"Hey for your informati- wait. Actually, that's exactly what I was going to say."

[He just gets to her room and sets her down.]

"There. Th-that's it. From now on, that-that never happened. Nothing. If someone asks me... I'll literally be like... what? What on earth are you talking about? And they'll be confused and doubt themselves."

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[ GLaDOS makes sure to stand straight, even though she wants nothing more than to just get in her room and sleep. Right away, preferably.

She feels... not indebted, but... ... okay, she's indebted. She's also very relieved that Wheatley had the same idea. To be honest, she wasn't sure if he would keep to his word, considering he didn't have much to be ashamed of compared to her. For the most part. ]

The same goes for me. I'll never talk about it.

... [ Her voice gets quiet, and she seems to look around the hall to make sure no one else was there; an anxious move. ]

But thank you... For carrying me, that's all. It would have taken me too long to get here otherwise.

[When she thanks him, he looks away and rubs the back of his head. CAN'T LOOK. HER. IN. THE. EYES.]

"Sooooooo..."

[He looks around and clicks his tongue. He says it in the tone that a person would say... if they had really nothing to say and fill up silence.]

"So this is it? I mean, hypothetically I just have to wait for you to get better and I can most definitely kill you...right?"

[ GLaDOS raises an eyebrow. She can't help smiling at his question, though. How honorable... she was glad he had that stupid honor. ]

Even though you won't be able to, moron. [ she replies, amused. ] Very honorable of you, though.

"Honorable?...Th-that... that sounds good. Being honorable. Y-you know who else was honorable? Sir wil--waitwaitwaitwait. Waaaaait a moment there. Did...you just...-"

[He's unsure what he just heard.]

"Was that...was that a compliment?"

... Of course not. Being honorable isn't going to help you at all. [ She replied quickly. Where did he even get that from? He was supposed to comment on 'not being a moron'. ]

After all, I'm a lot smarter than you.

"N-gnnhn!!!"

[JEDSJFHJSDg]

"NO YOU'RE NOT. YO-YOU'RE NOT SMARTER THAN ANYONE. And-and you're NOT SMARTER THAN ME, LOVE."

[He suddenly became fed up with her, very quickly. Just let him stomp away, really childishly.]

[ Well, not like she would let him go off thinking she had complimented him. That wouldn't be right, and she had a feeling that odd awkward feeling would resurface had she let him stupidly believe that.

She smiled again, calling after him in her hoarse voice. ]

Have fun believing that, moron!

[As he's stomping away, he'd sudden;y turn around, still walking away from her backwards]

"Y-you know what!? I hope that that-that...whatever it is you have lasts for a really long time. It'll warm you up for the AGONIZING PAIN you'll have to go through when you and I finally reach head to head!

[oh wait what is being subtle again? he isn't shouting this at her nope]

"I am going to MURDER YOU SO HARD, love! You won't know what hit you-- and then you will. Because it will be ME."

[Then he goes to disappear down the stairs--which he falls down... rather painfully.]

test chamber 05 ; [ backdated to around June 29th ]

the misadventures of wheatley and glados

these two make a great comedy duo 8'D

NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW OK

god forbid people know they cuddled! /tuntuntun

they did? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN.

Nope, never happened. 8'D

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