bâšu [dictated]

[demonologist]

[Filtered to Fred and Lana]

Did either of you get a letter to dress Elektra this morning? Or am I the victim some sort of ridiculous prank, of which one of you is likely to be the culprit?

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Wesley

[fredless]

[Give her minute. This is taking just a bit to process]

Elektra wants you to pick out her clothes?

Fred

[demonologist]

That's what I'm trying to find out. I don't want to offend her by asking directly.

Wesley

[fredless]

It's the first I'm hearing of it, if that helps?

Fred

[demonologist]

I think so. But still it's an extremely odd directive. I wouldn't know the first thing in terms of dressing someone else. Especially a woman. And Elektra...

Do you think it's a Castle loss?

[He really doesn't want to earn himself another clock across the jaw.]

Wesley

[fredless]

[Fred laughs again]

It's likely a loss of some kind, yes. And you should go help her. I was once stuck in that Lornette costume for three days, remember? Who knows what she's dealing with.

You'll manage just fine. Harmony thinks I still don't know the first thing about dressing myself, but I still manage to sort out my clothes every morning. Shoes too.

Fred

[demonologist]

Hmmm. All right. I'm hoping she'll contact me, but if she doesn't in about a half an hour...

I like what you wear, by the way, but then I'm very firmly biased. I'd think you looked fetching in burlap and with twigs in your hair.

[And he had. It seems so long ago now.]

Wesley

[fredless]

[That's likely a good idea. Briefly Fred wonders if she should reach out to Elektra]

You're allowed to be, I've sort of gotten attached to having you in my corner. [She's both teasing, and not] Although Harmony did leave some especially pretty pajamas in my closet from that time I decided to take a really long nap.

Fred

[demonologist]

I am most definitely in your corner. Oh, she did, did she? I'd very much like to see them sometime.

Wesley

[fredless]

I'll see what I can manage.

[And because she wants to be helpful]

She likes black. Lots and lots of black, if you want to be nice. And we actually wear close to the same size. I've borrowed her clothes before.