First Debt

[debtfree]

[After Lysa Stark's little episode in the Vale, and finding himself summarily moved from the Tower of the Hand while he was injured, he had hoped not to wake up somewhere unexpected again for the rest of his life. Apparently that was too much to ask for.

There is the sound of banging through the journal as Tyrion kicks the door, trying to call a jailer's attention, not wanting to make a fool of himself by trying to open a doubtlessly locked door. When he speaks, his voice is almost mocking, with just a biting edge of sarcasm beneath it.]

I find that this is growing old. I don't mean to be ungrateful for the hospitality, it's only that I mustn't be away from King's Landing for too long or the whores all start despairing. It's a tragedy to let a pair of teats go to waste like that, you know, and I'm sure you don't want that on your conscience.

...Hello?

[When his usual patter is eliciting no response, not even a cursory yell to be quiet, he starts to lose the false humour from his voice, kicking the door again.]

Hey! HEY! Whatever my sister has paid you, I will double it. HELLO?

Comments

[peacockherald]

_{[Well, don't you sound just dandy sir? Vanyel has been around much harsher language before, giving his profession at times, so it does not bother him to much, but... sometimes it is a bit humorous, what people think is happening to them precisely.]}

I doubt your sister had anything to do with where you are now.

[debtfree]

[Anyone who could say that had obviously never met Cersei, or they were too enamoured with her to think she could put a step wrong.]

You underestimate my sister, good sir.

[peacockherald]

_{[He is, thankfully, the former.]}

I will take your word for that, but I only say what I do because - you have never been to Paradisa before, I suspect?

[debtfree]

I have been to the edge of the world and back, but I've never heard of that place.

[peacockherald]

Then it is safe to say you are new here. Welcome to Paradisa - and the room you are in is no cell, it is your actual room while the Castle keeps you here.

Apologies for the late tag <3

[debtfree]

Even the strongest castle can oft be opened by gold, and I have such in abundance.

S'all good <3

[peacockherald]

I doubt it came with you unless you had it on your person. And this Castle has a way of making such plans fall apart.