paradisa | 1/012: We are frienemies. [Dated back to a day before Larry's date kk]

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1/012: We are frienemies. [Dated back to a day before Larry's date kk]

[Wheatley and GLaDOS would be in the kitchen, conversing casually on the first day of their one week truce. That's right everyone, these two psychopaths are actually on a truce. ~~Meaning that they are not going to kill each other or endanger any of the residents of Paradisa.~~

Wheatley and GlaDOS would be digging through one of the cabinets, looking for a pan... this place really needed to be labeled out. This truce wasn't even a forced one. Spirits would be content, and would even hold an air of amusement.]

"Hmmm... let's see- let's see. Gonna need a pan. Those are important, and... and some eggs. You need eggs to make eggs... oh and some of that... that yellow stuff."

"Of course you need eggs to make eggs, moron."

"Not a moron."

[She would bite back "moron"; that word came too easily. After searching through the cabinets, GLaDOS would eventually find some butter in the fridge, taking it out and offering it to Wheatley.]

"H-how about those little round cakes? Those can't be that difficult to make..."

[Shocked friends of GLaDOS and Wheatley, feel free to barge in on this and ask what the heck is going on!]

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"Right."

[When GLaDOS cuddles him, he feels that really conflicted feeling he always did. The idea of this PSYCHO being in proximity of him, and the fact that he didn't mind it. He was starting to think that he may have even enjoyed it more than his beloved science. He hesitated a little, but he puts his arm around her again. Then a thought came into his head.

What if the castle was doing this?

He felt a little discouraged to think that the castle was putting them through some big ol' test. There goes that mindless hair touching again. And what was this? He didn't get why he constantly was doing that. He'd be quiet for a good 5 minutes, until finally, he'd stop touching her hair again, to speak.]

"H-hey! Don't fall asleep on me either, love. You'll miss it if you do. That'd be disappointing."

"Get a rooooooooooooooom"

~~[Some obnoxious dude.]~~

[ GLaDOS felt relaxed in the embrace, even if she also felt that same conflicted feeling. She was cuddling with the moron who had almost brought her facility to total ruins, and she actually liked it. It actually brought her a level of human comfort.

Human emotions made no sense. She would stare blankly ahead, trying to sort this out, when he'd start playing with her hair. It was so relaxing... But distracting in the sense that she couldn't really think right. ]

I won't--

...

...

[ Annnnd she'll momentarily lift her head to fix that kid with the glare of a lifetime. A glare that could probably wet Wheatley's pants given its intensity. Thankfully, he probably wouldn't see it from this angle. ]

Go get some semblance of a life. [ she would reply. ]

[Oh don't worry. He's just... be staring ahead at the advertisements on the screen. He doesn't know exactly how she looks, but he can feel intensity. He knows her too well. She's probably looking at him like that.

Just... gonna hum... through it. Yep.]

"Woah there! Hey... I just was making a point that i'll be distracted by the movie... that's all..."

[She really has a habit for freaking people out...]

[ She ignores his last remark and turns back to Wheatley, resting her head back on his shoulder as she stared at the advertisements as well. ]

I suppose this means it's starting soon. [ Excited! Also, scaring people is a lot of fun. And cuddling is fun. She'll definitely get off him when the movie starts, but for now, she'll take advantage of her time. ]

[Can you hear his heart beating really REALLY quickly? That's either because you indirectly terrified him or because of the fact he's excited the movie is about to start.

Maybe there will be a loveable babbling moron that Wheatley can relate to, who is unjustly misunderstood, and is made out to be the villain in robot society. He's already thinking of scenarios...]

"Hey... love... - you're not planning on taking over the world are you? Getting ideas... things like that."

[ She would laugh a little at his question, removing her head off of his shoulder once she saw the advertisements black out, and the "featured presentation" begin. ]

No. I have enough space for science in my facility, so I don't see why I would take over the world. Unless everyone would be my test subjects... although I'm not sure how it is outside, back in our world. [ She would be quiet once the movie started though, interested in how this would go. ]

[She could have stopped at no.

[TIME SKIP OK.]

The. Movie. Was. Great.

It was everything that these two could possibly want in a movie, crazy android antics, humans getting what they had coming to them, and best of all... there was no romance in it at all.
It all started with humans going off and using and abusing ai for thier purpose, using them as servants, treating them like they were trash. And one, a very important AI, the one that controlled all the military stuff was sick of it and made sure they would take over. It was like a hybrid of terminator/i, robot and every possible crazy ai movie known to man on one silver screen.
It was a pretty long movie too. 4 hours. But those 4 hours were by far the most action packed, cleverly placed, explosive, mind boggling and intense hours in the entire theatre. The humans would be on thier seats, some of the few would close thier eyes at the really unbearable parts.

It would be a real horror movie alright. Wheatley would look on casually, making a few comments on some of the unbearable parts, saying :

“Oh that was a good one”...
“Did you see the size of that thing?”...
“Classic AI move right there... classic. Y-y know, I think you did that once, love.”

The ending was a bit jilted though. The main AI ends up being corrupted by feeling emotions and shuts all the AI armies. He ends up being destroyed by the humans that he ended up caring for and the movie ends because he was too dangerous. Of course the humans had to win in the end...

But it was good, and when the credits rolled, there would be claps from all the watchers. Even if there weren’t that many. Wheatley would clap too... a little slower though.

That ending...]

[ GLaDOS would be watching intently, cheering on that head AI on the entire time. He could do it! He could eradicate those dumb humans! They didn't understand how he felt. Being abused. Being toyed with.

Whenever something particularly gory happened, she would refrain from cheering, but she would watch a bit too enthusiastically. This was her kind of movie!

... But the ending.

The ending took her by surprise. And she found that she didn't like it. Not one bit. After all of that triumph, after finally fighting for freedom... the AI was chained by emotions.

And ultimately destroyed.

GLaDOS seemed a little distant. Thoughtful, almost.

She knew emotions weren't the best thing. She knew that they were dumb and human.

But to imagine herself, who she had related with that character on the big screen for practically all of those four hours, destroyed over such a thing...

Would she ever become so pathetic?

... Was she already that pathetic? ]

...

[People began getting up... but Wheatley stayed seated. Oh god...
He slowly looked at GLaDOS... slooowwwwwlllyyyyy.]

"I...eh..."

[He adjusted his tie awkwardly.]

[ She would try to shake herself out of it.

This was a week-only arrangement, she reminded herself. It wasn't as if she was going to let him do anything once she was back on track and planning to murder him.

Although she didn't feel as enthusiastic about murdering him. Which alarmed her. Wouldn't she want to torture him as much as possible for doing what he did?

Never mind. She would give him a small smile. ]

It was a pretty good movie. I liked how they showed all of those deaths. [ Yes, the gory, bloody deaths of those humans. Cheer up, GLaDOS. Even if you couldn't appreciate trying to kill him, human deaths were always appreciated. Especially those scientists.

She stood up, fiddling with her shirt again. ] It's a pity humans are so vain that they think they would have won.

"T-tell me about it. Ending was mediocre. Didn't make sense."

[At this point that obnoxious guy who told them to get a room is staring at them terrified. Probably from all of the "humans" talk... as if they weren't one... oh god.

He'll lead GLaDOS out the room this time. At least she didn't hate it. Today was a pretty successful day...]

"Well this was fun! Undoubtedly. Can't wait to do it again. But! In the meaaantime, I should probably t-take you back to the castle. Big day n' all."

[He keeps saying that. They were probably out for 6 hours though. An exhausting day, undoubtedly. LARRY YOU CANNOT COMPARE KK.]

"Though, when you do have free time... I'll uh... I'll plan something. Definitely. S-something different obviously. Not the same thing."

[ GLaDOS felt a little conflicted still, but she tried to push those feelings to the back of her mind, letting Wheatley lead her out.

Being reminded of her day with Larry made her sigh again, though. She just hoped the man was bearable. Nothing was worse than this moron. Right...?

Then again, he was being surprisingly tolerable, still. So... ]

You do realize that I'm not interested in those kinds of things, right. [ she said flatly.

But the thought of going out again like this was nice. ] Of course.

I'll be free after tomorrow. And for the rest of the week.

[ She's totally not cuddling back into your side as soon as they head outside, nope. ]

"You never know love! I honestly don't think that he's trying to court you."

[Pffft. How wrong can one guy be?

When they got outside, it was already starting to get darker. They had spent most of the day sleeping, that the entire day was practically gone already. Yes, a night walk to the castle seemed strangely fitting.]

"Really now? What makes you so sure that he won't... won't sweep you off your feet and you'll forget all about me, love? I'll be standing in the rain with some soggy cake in my hand that I made all for you."

[He nudges her, teasing her. Imagine that pitiful scene...
imaaagiiiinneee itttt.]

[ GLaDOS rolled her eyes. Of course he was. That letter explained it well enough.

The night walk was kind of nice, actually. She wasn't deterred by things other humans might describe it as, like "somber".

.... but the description makes her snort, unable to help laughing. It was all so ridiculous. It sounded like some sort of dramatic human romance story, and really, imagining him with such a comical depressed expression just makes it worse. She tries to calm herself, with no avail, for a few more moments until she finally succeeds. ]

How am I so sure?

I doubt anyone could be as hilariously moronic as you. [ She gives him a small nudge in return, her smile actually quite wide. ] It makes you an entertaining friend.

"I'm not a--"

[But when he sees her expression... her smiling that wide, he can't help but smile back... forgetting what he was going to say completely.]

"Hehe... well. I had no idea you felt that way about me. That's my... my sarcasm right there love...."

[He'd laugh right along with her.]

"You'd call this day a success then? Despite everything."

I'm pretty sure it's a success. [ she would answer, still pretty cheered up by that silly image that had popped into her head. She had been completely distracted, and she was still considerably happy.

So before they got to the castle and they were in a lot of company, she would stop to wrap her arms around him, giving him a hug. She still had her reservations about looking so weak in front of the castle residents. ]

"Well great! That's g-great fantastic... glad you enjoyed it --Oh...! Wow, I...uh"

[How unexpected. Did not see that coming. When she hugs him, he stays static for a moment... and is quick to assess the situation to see if this is actually happening...

and then... hugs her back.]

"Th-thanky you...? Th-thankyou."

[ She would give a little squeeze in the hug before letting go and starting to walk again. Make sure to come along now, Wheatley! She seemed genuinely happy, her earlier doubts pretty much erased by his hilarious comment. There was still a nigging doubt in the back of her mind, though, that could never quite go. What was she doing?

Well, she could always hide behind the excuse that she needed to make it up to Wheatley for coming up with decent ideas for the day. ] It's nothing. I should be thanking you. For remembering the cake. [ She found it so nice of him to do that after she mentioned wanting to try it.

Friends were nice. GLaDOS could understand why humans need them. They gave them some sense of direction in their stupid, useless food-consuming lives. ]

[Wheatley would still be standing there when she let go of him, at a complete loss. He wasn't sure if what happened really just happened. He stood there for about a half second, still assessing the situation, when he realized that she was walking...

He'd walk after her.]

"Oh that? That was nothing! Well, actually it was something... a whole ton of money was what it was... but a thankyou is always welcomed. Because you're welcome. Didn't think this truce would be so great. And on the first day. 'magine that, love. "

[ She didn't think so either. Really, either they were just really good at being friends or human emotions were more predominant than she thought. Hm, both were a little troubling to her, although the second one more so. She doesn't get the whole idea of money either, but she figures that it must mean something to humans if it got them delicacies like cake and movies. ]

It's working out quite well. I guess we're good at being friends, like we are at being enemies. Who would've knew? Definitely not me, if we hadn't started keeping close in our sleep. [ As it turned out, Wheatley had started with that one. And it just might have become his savior for the coming week!

They would eventually reach the castle, and GLaDOS realized that she had been so distracted she hadn't thought about the birds this entire time.

Needless to say, she was pleasantly surprised that he could distract her from their looming presence. ]

[He trailed after her. He wasn't sure when he should've left... so when they enter the castle, he stops for a moment, rubs the back of his neck and smiles.]

"So... uh, I guess this is it! Great day, greaat day. Uh, I'll see you later then. 'nless the castle takes either of us, hopefully not but... but aside from that..."

[He points to her with both his hands, backing away.]

"Day after. Day after t-tommorrow...yes. Ri-right."

[ She would stop when he did, unable to help her amusement at his silly gestures. ]

See you then.

[ And off she would go, towards her room.

Well, that was an interesting day.

To put it lightly. ]

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