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[childofkrypton]

[For someone who just showed up in a completely different universe, this young voice sounds excited. If someone were to see him, it would look like he’s talking to thin air, not realizing he’s being recorded. Surely Superman’s super hearing can hear him, no matter where he is. Mommy Lois did it before!]

Daddy Clark! Daddy Clark, I’m back, I got out! I don’t know how, but I’m not in the Phantom Zone anymore! I think it’s just me who got back... I don’t see any other rockets or people from there and I made sure to stay away from everybody else.

Uhm... [The slightest bit of worry and hesitation creeps into his tone.] I’m... not sure where I am. I don’t think this is Metropolis... There’s a really big castle and a little town nearby. Mommy Lois said if I ever got lost that I was supposed to stay in one place until you found me so I’m gonna wait here. And don’t worry, I haven’t used any of my powers! I’m keeping them secret ‘cause there are people walking around who can see me if I do.

Oh, I found this really cool book too! It writes down whatever you say! Maybe Mommy Lois can use it for writing her papers or taking notes when she interviews people.

[There are a few moments of silence as he waits for an answer. Then...] Daddy Clark...? You can hear me, right...? [The tone is growing increasingly worried.]

Comments

Hank

[supes]

Hey.

Clark

[cheerupemoborg]

Hey is for horses Clark.

Hank

[supes]

In this case, "hey" is for "cut it out, and don't impersonate me, especially not to little kids."

Clark

[cheerupemoborg]

You? I'm not impersonating you,, Clark.

Hank

[supes]

[Annoyed]

You know what I mean. Your name isn't Clark, nor are you his guardian, so don't answer to it.

Clark

[cheerupemoborg]

It's tad late for that, don't you think?

Hank

[supes]

That doesn't matter. Drop it and leave the kid alone.

Clark

[cheerupemoborg]

You know, I didn't think you had it in you!

You always came off as the abstinent type.