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[childofkrypton]

[For someone who just showed up in a completely different universe, this young voice sounds excited. If someone were to see him, it would look like he’s talking to thin air, not realizing he’s being recorded. Surely Superman’s super hearing can hear him, no matter where he is. Mommy Lois did it before!]

Daddy Clark! Daddy Clark, I’m back, I got out! I don’t know how, but I’m not in the Phantom Zone anymore! I think it’s just me who got back... I don’t see any other rockets or people from there and I made sure to stay away from everybody else.

Uhm... [The slightest bit of worry and hesitation creeps into his tone.] I’m... not sure where I am. I don’t think this is Metropolis... There’s a really big castle and a little town nearby. Mommy Lois said if I ever got lost that I was supposed to stay in one place until you found me so I’m gonna wait here. And don’t worry, I haven’t used any of my powers! I’m keeping them secret ‘cause there are people walking around who can see me if I do.

Oh, I found this really cool book too! It writes down whatever you say! Maybe Mommy Lois can use it for writing her papers or taking notes when she interviews people.

[There are a few moments of silence as he waits for an answer. Then...] Daddy Clark...? You can hear me, right...? [The tone is growing increasingly worried.]

Comments

[cheerupemoborg]

[Daddy Clark? Mommy Lois...?

Wait.

No. NO.

Oh, if this turned out to be legit, then Hank's day just got a whole lot better. And more hilarious. In a ~flawless~ imitation of Superman's voice, Hank speaks over the journal.]

Oh, it does more than just that! Surprise.

-SCREAMS-

[childofkrypton]

[WHOA that's so cool.] Daddy Clark! Where are you?

-SCREAMS LOUDER-

[cheerupemoborg]

Out and about. What about you...? Everything in one piece, I hope?

[childofkrypton]

[This... seems... not exactly right to him. But it's Daddy Clark, right? It sounds like him...]

I'm okay! Your voice is coming out of this book... You're not... trapped in there, are you?

[cheerupemoborg]

Oh, no, I'm just fine. The book is like a phone, it lets us talk to each other and send written messages.

[childofkrypton]

Oh. That'd be weird if you were really stuck in a book.

So this is a phone book...? Can I use it to talk to Mommy Lois too...?

[onlyanapple]

Daddy Clark?

...So, Boy Scout finally went and got his merit badge in procreation. I bet his parents are so proud.

Crowley

[supes]

Shock and awe, right?

Clark

[onlyanapple]

Didn't know you had it in you, Clark-y boy.

Crowley

[supes]

[He worries that Crowley would tease Chris, so he's not going to correct him.]

I didn't think having kids was such a difficult task.

Clark

[onlyanapple]

[ Sadly the filter with his 'real' dad is unfiltered. But hey, Crowley always DOES love an opportunity to mess with Clark]

You don't until they're suddenly there, all 'daddy can you teach me how to fly?', 'daddy can you fire your eye beams at my teacher?' and so on.

...

So. On a scale of one to ten, how worried should we be that this kid has shown up and is calling your less-fun twin 'daddy'?

[childofkrypton]

Who's Boy Scout...?

[onlyanapple]

Your daddy dearest, it seems.

[childofkrypton]

His name is Clark...

[onlyanapple]

Yeah, I figured that much out for myself. Boy Scout is a nickname.

[modernholmes]

[Another kid? How many kids was this castle going to take?]

Hey, are you okay?

[childofkrypton]

I'm okay! Who're you...? [This book is so weird but cool at the same time.]

[modernholmes]

Conan Edogawa.

[childofkrypton]

[That's a weird name... but Conan might say the same about 'Lor-Zod'.] I'm Chris.

[modernholmes]

Nice to meet you, Chris. Let me know if you need any help, okay? I've been here for a really long time.

[Chris]

[knightprodigy]

[Oop, well, that can only be one person. Admittedly Dick never met Chris when he was this young, but he'd heard all about him from 'daddy' Kal-El and 'cousin' Kara, who- would Chris even know Kara right now? He sounds so young...

Dick puts on his friendliest voice.]

Hey, it's Chris, isn't it?

[childofkrypton]

[Whoops, he doesn't know how to use filters yet, sorry Dick!]

[Hmm, doesn't recognize the voice.] Uh-huh... Who're you?

[Chris]

[knightprodigy]

[That's okay, Dick'll teach him.]

I'm Dick Grayson, Chris. I'm friend of Kal-El's. Of Superman.

You want me to show you something really cool?

[childofkrypton]

I've never heard of you...

What...?

[Chris]

[knightprodigy]

You haven't, huh? What about [he drags the words on, bearing in mind that he is talking to a child still] Batman or Nightwing?

You see how this entry is marked for you and only you? That's so nobody else can see it. Pretty cool, huh? You can do they same, too. All you gotta do is scribble or say my name aloud before you start your message.