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[exanimatus]

This trip is bullshit.

I hope that there's a serial killer out in the woods. I hope that he murders all of you.

Preemptive dibs on the bed with the least amount of blood on it.

[this iJournal message is brought to you by the surly teenager on the roof of the Marian Family Cabin. how did he get up on the roof? he doesn't know, but it's better than talking to any of you losers.]

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[wilder]

[Zelos was walking back to the cabin when he spots a familiar emo kid on the roof]

Zelman, c'mon! Get off the roof!

[I WAS GONNA USE IT AND NOW YOU MADE IT EMO]

Dictated

[ino]

Zelman, will you cut it out? You'll scare the little kids.

[endthem]

The twist would be that one of us is the killer.

[hey there, cousin]

Don't trust family.

[payback]

You're both so dumb!

/jack!!

[ardor]

[And Kallen shoots him!!

.... with a water pistol.]

Come onnnnn. We're ready to start the fire.

[exanimatus]

And don't have sex.

Unrelated to hi Rin.

Dictated

[exanimatus]

A healthy fear of the unknown builds character.

[payback]

Hey Zelman. Cheer up! This place is great!

1/2

[exanimatus]

No way. I was here--

[endthem]

That does seem to be a sure way to ensure an early death in these kinds of situations, doesn't it? I wonder why that is.

[and then, to Rin--] I thought you were off playing with the dog.

[ino]

No, it doesn't, it just causes problems. Why don't you come hang out with your family?

[exanimatus]

[GAH WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT SCRAMBLING AWAY... FROM THE LINE OF FIRE...]

What the hell, Kallen!

[wilder]

[........Yep. I hate my life. Just give him a moment]

[exanimatus]

I'm sure the archetype goes back to the old idea that the lustful deserve to be punished. Which means half my family is fucked.

And no, it's not great. I have maybe two bars of cell reception.

[exanimatus]

I already hang out with you guys all the time. I'm busy.

[ino]

All the time? Since when?

And what could you possibly be busy with?

[ardor]

You can't avoid everyone forever!

[payback]

Wow, why are you even on your cell phone with this great lake and stuff? Get some sunlight! Get a sunburn! Get some skin tone! Don't be such a grouch!

[exanimatus]

I like challenges.

[but he'll... sort of roll over and drape his arms over the side of he roof.]

But what's that about a fire, huh?

[exanimatus]

Since I moved in. Since almost every day of my life.

And I'm busy debating whether or not it'd be worth it to hotwire a car and get the hell out of here.

[wilder]

We're going to do a campfire, you know- flames?

If you come down, we'll let you light it.

[A beat]

So long as you don't try to burn down this place, anyway.

[ardor]

Or light anyone else on fire.

[ino]

Sitting in the basement listening to Dashboard Confessional in the dark is not spending time with your family. And if you hotwire my car, you will be so very sorry.

[exanimatus]

[...he rubs his chin, thinking...]

Tempting...

[endthem]

Does that mean the killer is supposed to be some kind of means of doling out righteous punishment? How morbid.

[ugh Rin go away]

And why don't you go enjoy some of that sun and scenery instead of chatting on your journal?