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[exanimatus]

This trip is bullshit.

I hope that there's a serial killer out in the woods. I hope that he murders all of you.

Preemptive dibs on the bed with the least amount of blood on it.

[this iJournal message is brought to you by the surly teenager on the roof of the Marian Family Cabin. how did he get up on the roof? he doesn't know, but it's better than talking to any of you losers.]

Comments

[ino]

No, it doesn't, it just causes problems. Why don't you come hang out with your family?

[exanimatus]

I already hang out with you guys all the time. I'm busy.

[ino]

All the time? Since when?

And what could you possibly be busy with?

[exanimatus]

Since I moved in. Since almost every day of my life.

And I'm busy debating whether or not it'd be worth it to hotwire a car and get the hell out of here.

[ino]

Sitting in the basement listening to Dashboard Confessional in the dark is not spending time with your family. And if you hotwire my car, you will be so very sorry.

[exanimatus]

It's in the same house. It still counts.

[...] And I don't even like Dashboard Confessional.

[and okay, he won't steal her car.]

[ino]

Not really. Not at all, actually.

Well, how would I know that if you never talk to me?

[exanimatus]

Because no one likes to Dashboard Confessional.

[it is a scientific fact.]

[ino]

[lmfao ... zelman. TEENAGERS.]

Right. My bad.

[exanimatus]

Seriously thought, what are my incentives?

[ino]

You shouldn't need incentives to spend time with your family at a family reunion. That's the whole point.

[exanimatus]

I do with this family.

[ino]

[a loud sigh ....]

You're coming to the bonfire later, at least?

[exanimatus]

[.......... long-suffering sigh.]

Yeah. I guess.

[ino]

What are your thoughts on s'mores?

[exanimatus]

[......................damn it she's good at this.]

S'mores are pretty good.

[ino]

Well then. Sounds like there's some incentives for you, after all.

[exanimatus]

Yeah, whatever. You win this round.

[ino]

[a little laugh] I'll save you an extra marshmallow, 'kay?

[exanimatus]

I'll hold you to that. [B(]