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[exanimatus]

This trip is bullshit.

I hope that there's a serial killer out in the woods. I hope that he murders all of you.

Preemptive dibs on the bed with the least amount of blood on it.

[this iJournal message is brought to you by the surly teenager on the roof of the Marian Family Cabin. how did he get up on the roof? he doesn't know, but it's better than talking to any of you losers.]

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[wilder]

[Zelos was walking back to the cabin when he spots a familiar emo kid on the roof]

Zelman, c'mon! Get off the roof!

[I WAS GONNA USE IT AND NOW YOU MADE IT EMO]

/jack!!

[ardor]

[And Kallen shoots him!!

.... with a water pistol.]

Come onnnnn. We're ready to start the fire.

Dictated

[ino]

Zelman, will you cut it out? You'll scare the little kids.

Dictated

[exanimatus]

A healthy fear of the unknown builds character.

[endthem]

The twist would be that one of us is the killer.

[hey there, cousin]

Don't trust family.

[payback]

You're both so dumb!

[wishmadeinfire]

It is nice to hear from you too, nephew.

_{[Oh yes, he knows all of Cross' children, being the good many-times Uncle that he is, but sometimes... sometimes Cross' children worry him.]}

[exanimatus]

Oh... Hey. [...WHICH UNCLE ARE YOU AGAIN?] Haven't heard from you in... a while...

[peacockherald]

Full of sunshine today, aren't we?

_{[He's coming in from somewhere, dressed down, and looks up at the kid on the roof of his cabin, which he was thinking he should vacate if it were not for his son.]}

[exanimatus]

I feel like the sunshine is punching me in the face. Does that count?

[he's shielding his eyes from the bright, unforgiving rays of the sun. ...but then looking down because dude, which family member are you again?]

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[midget]

[ Hey, hey, Zelman. It's the impressionable little cousin. Who looks up to him for some reason. ]

Wow!

You really think there's going to be a killer?

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[exanimatus]

Huh? Well, that's... what usually happens in movies like this, right?

...Wait, how old are you again?

[workaphilic]

A serial killer would be a nice development, wouldn't it?

[He sounds almost WISTFUL about it.]

[exanimatus]

It sounds a hell of a lot more interesting than canoeing, or whatever.

...Hey, aren't you... Ino's uncle's brother, or something?

[...yes. he can't remember which people are his siblings, but he can remember that.]

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[echivoc]

Your siblings love you too, Zelman.

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[exanimatus]

Uh-huh. What's the point of being out here, anyway?

dictated

[prettyknives]

That would be pretty funny.

dictated

[exanimatus]

See? I think so. And then the place wouldn't be so damn crowded.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Nora opens a window so he can hear her]

Hey, guys, since Zelman's being a whiney bitch up on the roof who wants to help me go through his stuff?

[exanimatus]

[you can hear Zelman scramble up on the roof... before his head appears over the side.]

Hey, hey! You can't do that!

[chrysalis_ex]

...I think that only happens in movies...

[ Did he wake up on the wrong side of the bed? The wrong side of the house? The roof must be nice, though... ]

[exanimatus]

Movies based on true events. Sometimes.

[yeah, probably. the view is pretty sweet. :<]

Dictated forever

[mal_addict]

Good to hear your ray of sunshine perspective again.

Aw yeah

[exanimatus]

Heeey, can't let these losers have all the fun.

iJournal;

[formercheerio]

That's really nice.

iJournal;

[exanimatus]

I am a nice guy.

[asaraindrop]

[ WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ] There's no one out there. [ Right? ]

[exanimatus]

Maybe. You don't know.