one.

[migrates]

[ the castle picks up a melodious woman's voice, humming a little as she speaks. ]

Oh, woe is me! A poor girl trapped in a big, dark castle with no knight in shining armor at her side. Whatever shall she do? What scary monster will come gobble her up as she sits defenseless and terrified?

[ she pauses ]

Isn't this rude? Just interrupting me in the middle of my su-uuper important stuff to wind up in some silly alternate dimension with not even a please or thank you! Someone should teach this mean ol' castle some manners! Or at least a lesson in proper etiquette towards a wo ~ man ~

[ meanwhile, there's a pink-haired woman sitting on the couch in the lobby. she's wearing only a leather jacket zipped down to reveal a good deal of cleavage and a pair of panties. she seems to have no problems with it as she flips through the journal. ]

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[fangking]

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Fuck, is that the Migratory Slut?

[migrates]

[ the slightest of beats and then: ]

Oh my. That sounds like the cry of a tiny, angry shark! Perhaps he should work on his welcome.

[fangking]

Oh, so it is the Migratory Slut.

This is Paradisa. It's some castle in another dimension or whatever. You get something taken from you when you get brought here. There's no way home.

You can wish stuff up if you need it. You have your own room.

There's no currency.

Weird shit happens a lot so hopefully you've got your A-T with you.

[eatsfire]

Ain't any scary monsters here. Not that I've found, or I'd have fought 'em already. [The most honest of statements] So don't worry.

I'd teach it a lesson and fight it if that was possible. [And he's speaking as he wanders into the lobby, grumbling to himself a little, making it clear that he's the one speaking through his journal to her] Stupid thief castle.

[migrates]

That's much better. Thank you, Agito-kun!

[ she laughs a little, and then chirps: ]

Weird? You can't leave me hanging like that!

[migrates]

Oh, if only there were monsters about then! You could be this swallow's savior! What a big, strong --

[ and she hums when she sees him wandering into the lobby, wiggling her fingers in a wave at hi ]

-- Handsome man!

love your username btw ;u; perfect for simca~

[fangking]

Weird shit like making most of the people in this castle think they were actually related, or transform the whole place into some weird summer camp.

It turned us back into a little kid a few weeks ago.

So. Weird shit.

[eatsfire]

Yeah, wish there was, it would be fun!

[He grins to himself at the compliments - mostly the strong one - and then when he notices her its aimed in her direction]

Guess you're new here, huh? [Heading on closer]

TBH THIS WAS A LAST RESORT USERNAME LMFAO the other ones i wnated were taken

[migrates]

Oohh! [ you can imagine her pursing her lips in some overdramatic pout ] And I missed such fun? Talk about ti ~ ming!

So Agito-kun got to run around such an adorable child?

oh wow XD the other ones must have been badass o3o I ganked this for Agito and ... 'akito' for Akito

[fangking]

I didn't exist when this body was that young. It was just Prototype 0, right out of Minami's laboratory.

[bustle]

[ wow, lady. you are the grossestet. erika can't even look at chu, but kinda sit on the other side of this couch blushin a blush ]

[migrates]

[ not even looking up from her journal flipping tbh. she lets out a long whistle and then: ]

If you have something to say, you should say it.

[bustle]

[ gets caught off guard by surprise!! ] ... S-Sorry..

[migrates]

[ she flails her arms at him which just makes her cleavage press together (whether it's intentional or not, who knows) ]

You guessed right! I've only just arrived. I have to admit that I'm a little disoriented!

[migrates]

[ she's looking up and grinning now ]

Cute girls like you shouldn't apologize.

[bustle]

Wah! [ she rocks her head back for a second, thinking she was gonna get sassed. but zooms in with sparkles once what simca says actually registers. GOODNESS ]

Wait, you think I'm cute?

ONE OF THE OGOD THING ABOUT DW badass usernames

[migrates]

[ she hums knowingly at the mention of Minami but doesn't address it ]

That's a shame. I suppose I will just have to deal with how cute Agito-kun already is then!

HELLZ YEAH (yea)

[fangking]

Tch. So what's the last thing you remember?

[migrates]

[ simca flashes a wink and leans back in the couch, near nakedness everywhere ]

Of course! You must hear it all the time.

[bustle]

[ holds her face GATTAI ] Of course I do! Just not from beauties themselves.

Thank youuu!

[migrates]

Crow-kun and Sora. Having their moment. It's very exciting.

[migrates]

[ she grins ]

What's your name?

[bustle]

Erika Kurumi! Nice to meet you! [ utterly forgot simca's, like, half-naked. ]

[fangking]

You don't remember being a freelance journalist? Anything after the Crow kicks Sora's ass?

[migrates]

Oh, is that how it all ends? [ like she hadn't figured it out ]

No. I remember Ringo-chan developing those many wings of hers. So lucky~