assassino: (calm ❧ the nature of reality)
Ezio Auditore ([personal profile] assassino) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-01-10 12:01 am

iv λ knowledge

[Ezio is about to bust out the most intense filter work of his life. He has never done a complicated filter before, and he needs to do this right.]


----- Inventors, technology experts, mechanics, but barring those who seek power -----

[he clears his throat, then in that thick Italian accent:]

Hello... my name is Ezio Auditore, and I seek an inventor or mechanic or... esperto of some kind. I have obtained an object of great importance, but I do not know what it does, or what it is capable of.

But I need someone I can trust, someone with the right... sensitivities for this object.





-----Historians and Religious people, barring Lucrezia Borgia -----

[Still more thick Italian accent:]

I seek information about Pope Alexander VI.


-----


[And, with that done, you can find him in the kitchen, contemplating the microwave.]
bloodsugar: (☼ when the monsters under your bed)

the Italian Stallion

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-01-11 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Too much staked in the future to stop now, hm?

But, I wonder what kind of future you're looking for.
bloodsugar: (✧ curiousity.)

the Italian Stallion

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-01-11 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ah? Striving for the future, but... you aren't sure what you want til you have it?

That's a strange approach, I have to admit.
bloodsugar: (soft smile.)

the Italian Stallion

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-01-11 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
['see justice done.' you know what, considering he has some idea what 'justice' entails, he's going to gloss over that point and focus on the others. because they're much more warm and fuzzy inducing.]

Ahh. That sounds like a very good future to me... One worth striving toward!

'Find a wife.' So, there's no special someone yet? [WHAT DID WE JUST MEET so what... he'll ask all the things...!!]
bloodsugar: (cheery.)

the Italian Stallion

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-01-11 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[well, he's half-right!]

Love is the kind of thing you can't rush, huh? I guess that's one thing about Paradisa... you've got nothing but time to mull over those sorts of things. If you weren't sure what you wanted from life before, maybe you'll have more of an idea by the time the castle sends you off to adventures elsewhere! [...because he, for one, is not so certain 'home' is their first stop on the castle-train away from this little humble abode.]
bloodsugar: (♬ pardon me.)

the Italian Stallion

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-01-11 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Is that a less-than-subtle hint for a certain priest to, perhaps, cough up certain dates...?
bloodsugar: (♬ PERSONAL SPACE?)

the Italian Stallion

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-01-11 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
But where is the magic word, my fine friend?!
bloodsugar: (✰ herping many derps.)

the Italian Stallion

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-01-11 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
There is no language finer than that of humility, dear Mr. Auditore. [or he's just trolling you, whatever.]

In that case, I suppose I can part with the details. But... under one condition, okay?
bloodsugar: (☼ a gentle smile.)

the Italian Stallion

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-01-11 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
I would really hate for this to be a shadow over you. One way, or another. I'm not the kind of man who could sleep well at night doing that kind of thing to someone else, you know? It's clearly important to you... but remember that nothing is set in stone.

Long as you can keep that in mind and take this with a grain of salt, then... I won't have a problem obliging. Okay?
bloodsugar: (♬ miss astha's boobs are perky~!)

the Italian Stallion; 1/3

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-01-11 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[anyone else would probably doubt him with such a candid response.

Abel, however, takes him in total faith (like an idiot?? you decide)
]

...Then! I'm shaking the journal right now. Like a handshake, mm? So--
bloodsugar: (✧ say what?.)

the Italian Stallion; 2/3

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-01-11 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

So, ah. Um.
bloodsugar: (♬ choke on LIFE.)

the Italian Stallion; 3/3

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-01-11 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[......................................

no he didn't forget... what are you talking about... this awkward silence does NOT imply that at all don't misjudge the situation...!!!
]
bloodsugar: (♬ AHAHAHA... ha.)

the Italian Stallion

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-01-11 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
H-haha. The... the funny thing is, I-- ah.

[he is contemplating escape. SHUT THE JOURNAL??]

I might've... uh... Y-you know, the thing is-- those tricky... those... dates, you know...

--Um.

[...]
bloodsugar: (♬ this is the most confident face.)

the Italian Stallion

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-01-11 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
...That is one deduction...
bloodsugar: (♬ no thanks!!!!)

the Italian Stallion

[personal profile] bloodsugar 2012-01-11 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
--Wait! Wait, okay? Just wait one minute!

My wife might know better than me, al... alright?! Give me two minutes! Two! One, two-- and I'll be right back. I promise!

...Don't hang up! [or shut the journal, whatever.]

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