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[Ezio is about to bust out the most intense filter work of his life. He has never done a complicated filter before, and he needs to do this right.]

----- Inventors, technology experts, mechanics, but barring those who seek power -----

[he clears his throat, then in that thick Italian accent:]

Hello... my name is Ezio Auditore, and I seek an inventor or mechanic or... esperto of some kind. I have obtained an object of great importance, but I do not know what it does, or what it is capable of.

But I need someone I can trust, someone with the right... sensitivities for this object.

-----Historians and Religious people, barring Lucrezia Borgia -----

[Still more thick Italian accent:]

I seek information about Pope Alexander VI.

-----

[And, with that done, you can find him in the kitchen, contemplating the microwave.]

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I haven't seen it yet, though I have been meaning to see the clinic... [Stupid modern American girls and their paranoia :'(]

So what does a woman made from a rib look like?

It's worth a look.

[Crowley chuckles] If you're asking if she was a
looker, she was. After all, the Big Guy put a bit more thought into her after making Adam. He could... perfect the human design, as it were.

I've met many perfect women –– the same women artists like Botticelli use as muses for their art. It's hard to imagine a better perfection.

Well, there won't be. After all after Eve genetics came into play and everything after her was a rather sad follow on. Not that there aren't perfect women out there, I've met more than my fair share.

Eve was just their prototype. The first and original design.

[Which is hilarious, given that Ezio is a descendant of Eve. Not that he knows that.

Ezio laughs.]

The first, but not the last! I like that.

[All the little humans~]

She was definitely the more interesting side of humanity, I can give her that.

[Well. He knows he's descended from her as everyone is, just... not the way he really is.]

Women are usually more interesting than men.

Of that I can agree. Probably something to do with hormones.

Hormones?

Things that fly about in their bloodstream, makes them act crazy.

So that is the reason why women act as they do? [Ponder, ponder.] Another result of not being baked enough, I suppose.

I think there's a squishy bit in the middle.

[Laughs]

I suppose...

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