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[midget]

[ A very, very irritated voice is coming from the journal this afternoon. ]

All right. Everybody, pay attention!

If anybody met me at that family reunion, you need to know this. I. Am. Not. Ten.

I'm over six centuries old, and I'm one of the world's most feared and most powerful mages. So whatever you learned about me that week, forget it.

In fact, let's just all pretend that thing never happened!


[ Rin ]

Not a word.


[ Legato ]

Not a word.


[ And then the entire House Sage ]

[ Hrrrrngh... this is the filter she doesn't want to make. But she's at least honorable enough to give it a mention. ]

I... suppose I should at least say a word of thanks. For looking after me while I wasn't myself.

That's all you're going to get.

Comments

House Sage filter

[inafadingcrown]

Think nothing of it.

[She may just sound a little amused.] And I have seen well over eight thousand years and am among the most powerful of the Eldar to remain in Middle Earth. I would hope most know better than to trust to appearances.

House Sage filter 1/2

[midget]

House Sage filter

[midget]

That is so unfair.

I get immortality, and I'm stuck looking like a ten year old for my entire existence. You get immortality and you get to be tall.

House Sage filter forever

[inafadingcrown]

[She chuckles] I am an elf. Both are traits to be expected for one of my race.

[midget]

[ She snorts derisively. Not at Galadriel, just at... life. ]

Not like any elf I've heard of. Still, I'd take that over my type of existence. [ Give Eva some of your height, dammit. ]

[inafadingcrown]

Yes, I have come to realize the elves of my world are rather unique in many regards. [Pause] I assume you speak of more than height.

1/2

[payback]

...

Evangeline;

[payback]

Word.

Rin;

[midget]

Ha. Ha. You're a riot.

Evangeline;

[payback]

Yeah, yeah.

... It wasn't that bad, Eva.

Rin;

[midget]

I was acting like a child. And even worse than I acted when I actually was one.

filter & written forever

[mom_to_us_all]

But you were so cute.

It was a pleasure.

forever

[midget]

[ .....Squints at what was crossed out. ]

....I don't see how it possibly could have been. I was trying to fire a cat out of a gun. [ ....She still has that gun, actually. What's with that? ]

Re: forever

[mom_to_us_all]

I have no idea. Must've been a castle thing.

How does that even work though?

[midget]

It's a specially-constructed gun.

[mom_to_us_all]

What's a gun?

House Sage filter

[ruin_mania]

Though he isn't here in the castle at present, there's someone from my world who was around five thousand years old and in the body of a twelve-year-old. I've learned not to judge by one's apparent age.

House Sage filter

[midget]

Good. That's a fine lesson to have learned.

House Sage filter

[ruin_mania]

I do still have pictures, though, if you're interested? Or would you rather not be reminded?

House Sage filter

[midget]

....Those pictures came back!?

House Sage filter

[ruin_mania]

I'm afraid so. [She sounds a bit amused.]

[eatsfire]

[Oh he recognizes that voice]

Uwoah, so you're a mage, too? And a strong one? We should fight some time! [He sounds really excited about the idea]

[midget]

[ Immediately- ] Not interested.

[eatsfire]

Huuuuuh, why?! [Deflating like a little Natsu balloon that's been popped]

[midget]

Why would I want to fight you?