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[fangking]

Anyone know how the fuck to make a midget skunk stop following you around?

[ Agito is walking through the lobby and heading to his room on the third floor, baby skunk following him the whole way. it would cry if he went too fast/far and make him feel all the guilt, so he's stuck going at a fairly slow pace. ]


Oh, and the Migratory Slut is here now. You guys would probably know her as 'Simca' or 'that bitch who thinks lingerie is appropriate to wear in public'. She's from my world so I figured a warning would be fair - she's fucking crazy.

And if you mess with her I'll have to carve my Road in your flesh, and make it rain with your blood. So don't, because I have better things to do.

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[samson]

[what...even...]

Are you for real, kid.

[fangking]

Do you have anything useful to say, or are you just going to keep wasting my time?

[samson]

You're the one yelling about "carving" people. Are you trying to impress somebody, or...?

[fangking]

It's a statement of fact. If you fuck with her, I'm obligated to paint the sky with your blood since she's and ally. Figured I'd be nice and give fair warning.

[samson]

Yeah, okay. You sound like an idiot, though. Nobody talks like that.

[eatsfire]

Huuuh. I don't think she's crazy. She's a great friend.

[fangking]

And you've known her for like, what? An hour?

She's insane! Fucking crazy!

[ READ: SHE IS A GIRL. FROM HOME. AND SHE TEASES HIM A LOT. therefore she is classified as crazy. ]

[eatsfire]

No! More than one hour.

Guess she's kinda weird. But it makes her interesting!

[Oh well he can understand that yeah]

[fangking]

She's batshit crazy.

[eatsfire]

Hrmm, well that means you're crazy too for being her friend.

[Logic!! Right...]

[heliotroping]

I'm... getting mixed signals.

[fangking]

If you don't have anything useful to say, shut the fuck up and stop wasting my time.

[heliotroping]

How crazy is she?

[fangking]

Did you even listen to a fucking thing I said?

[heliotroping]

...It's not a cultural difference?

[migrates]

It sounds like someone is getting a little over ~ protective ~

[fangking]

If something happens to you then tactically I'm at a disadvantage. By scaring off attacks on you I'm securing the condition of my only ally in this shit hole.

[migrates]

It's okay, Agito-chan! You don't need to admit that I'm important to you. I already know.

[fangking]

[ SILENCE.

. . .

That is broken up by whiny baby skunk noises or whatever. ]

[migrates]

Fufufu ~ Your silence tells all.

[shrugs_a_lot]

... [What in the world?]

Friend of hers? [Or not...?]

[fangking]

No. An ally from home.

[shrugs_a_lot]

[And that actually explains it.]

Got it.

[fangking]

[ GOLD STAR. because apparently this is a difficult concept for most people to grasp!!! ]

[shrugs_a_lot]

[Apparently, when traveling with a guy like Barret, you actually learn stuff! Who could have thought?]

You got a name?