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[fangking]

Anyone know how the fuck to make a midget skunk stop following you around?

[ Agito is walking through the lobby and heading to his room on the third floor, baby skunk following him the whole way. it would cry if he went too fast/far and make him feel all the guilt, so he's stuck going at a fairly slow pace. ]


Oh, and the Migratory Slut is here now. You guys would probably know her as 'Simca' or 'that bitch who thinks lingerie is appropriate to wear in public'. She's from my world so I figured a warning would be fair - she's fucking crazy.

And if you mess with her I'll have to carve my Road in your flesh, and make it rain with your blood. So don't, because I have better things to do.

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[eatsfire]

Hrmm, well that means you're crazy too for being her friend.

[Logic!! Right...]

[fangking]

Who the fuck ever said we were friends?

[eatsfire]

Well didn't you say you'd hurt anyone who hurt her or somethin'?

[fangking]

Because she's an ally from my world, and I'm not so shitty as to not keep an ally safe until someone else gets here to do it.

[eatsfire]

If she's an ally then she's your comrade. Which makes her your friend.

[The words, and the word family, are all mostly interchangeable to Natsu]

[fangking]

[ silence because lmao wtf even. ]

She is an ally, not a comrade. Are you fucking retarded? Someone can be on your side and still not be your friend!

[eatsfire]

I'm not! [His voice rises, annoyed] I don't get that, though! If you care about what happens to her then she's important to you, right?

[fangking]

I care only because it inconveniences me if someone fucks her up here! If she was someone different from home it'd be the same, unless they were actually a friend! Fuck! Tactically I'm at a disadvantage if the only other Storm Rider in this shit hole gets attacked! That's it!

[eatsfire]

Huuuh.

I don't really get it, but whatever. Jeez, that just makes it sound so complicated.

[fangking]

If it sounds complicated it's just because you're a fucking retard!

[eatsfire]

No I ain't, stupid! You coulda made it simpler somehow.

[Stupid argument is go. Really he can go on forever like this...]