xxiii λ shameless

[assassino]

---- Stephanie ----

How have you been these past few days, dolcezza?



---- Horny Women who need... succor and comfort ;) ----

You have needs... perhaps I can be of service to you.

[Aaaand don't mind that filter stealth-edited to keep certain horned little girls out ARADIA.]

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[assassino]

[Confused.]

What...?

[molotov]

A midlife crisis, when men realize they are not young anymore and seek to feel young again. Usually by buying something flashy and ridiculous.

[assassino]

[Still confused.]

We don't have that in my time, I don't think... but that does not change that I am middle-aged. Most people in my time live to be fifty or sixty.

[molotov]

Has it occurred to you that you could probably live longer if you gave up drinking and whoring?

[assassino]

Stop trying to take all the pleasure from my life.

Also, I'll have you know I have not purchased a prostitute in six months.

[molotov]

Fine, then stop slutting around.

[assassino]

Men cannot be sluts.

[molotov]

Men can be sluts. It is not really a gender-specific thing, even if it is often used that way.

[assassino]

In your time, maybe, but it literally means a slovenly woman, like a slattern. And while I will grant that people in your time can invent better machines and find better science, you cannot find better or improved definitions, therefore mine is the real one.

[molotov]

We most certainly can! If you already have the word slattern, why would you need a second word to mean the same thing? A slut is someone who debases themselves with huge amounts of meaningless, random sex, usually with strangers.

So you are a slut.

[assassino]

Because it has different connotations! Stop trying to argue with me, I don't have any issue with what I am doing. You don't even know half the fun of it, with your boring husband.

[molotov]

[Oh. Well. Now Molotov doesn't want to talk to him anymore.]

Fine, Ezio. Keeping living this way. It has served you so well thus far, hasn't it? That is why Cristina, love of your life, is Mrs. Auditore.

[And... she slams the book shut. If her options are a boring husband or what Ezio has to offer (aka nothing because he's a jerk), then she'll take boring any day.]

1/2

[assassino]

[WHAT, NO. this is this is the opposite of what he wanted.]

[assassino]

[Fine. He's hunting her down. You can't have the last word B( ]

[molotov]

[WELL SHE ALREADY HAD IT, technically he will have to start a new conversation when he finds her. Luckily, she already told him where she was -- true to what she said, she's in her room. Brock isn't there though, that was just her being flippant.]

[assassino]

[knocking on her window B(]

[molotov]

[She looks up from her magazine when he knocks, then goes over to the window. She does not open it! Yell through the glass, jerk.]

What?

[assassino]

[He just waits there, hanging on quite comfortably.]

Molotov, do not be hysterical. You aren't going to avoid me from a minor disagreement, are you?

[molotov]

I am not hysterical and I am not avoiding you.

[assassino]

Then open the window, let's talk.

[molotov]

[She rolls her eye, but opens the window. She stands in it, though, so that he can't come in. That's probably rude, but she's annoyed.]

Talk about what? You asked me for advice, ignored it, and then called my husband boring.

[assassino]

I didn't ignore it, I was just frustrated by the tone you took with me.

[Frown.]

And you call him stupid and other names all the time, how is boring an insult compared to that?

[molotov]

The tone I took was that you are being immature. And you are. And da, but he is my husband! I can call him whatever I want. You are not allowed to call him boring when you citing your own behavior as "interesting".

[assassino]

Well, then, perhaps we can agree to disagree on my behaviour. You have not tried doing what I do, therefore you should not judge, and I shall refrain from being immature.

[molotov]

Are you really insinuating that I have to have actively have been a tramp in order to call that immature and unproductive behavior?