✿ One Slice of Cheesecake ♐

[holycraponacracker]

Okay, which one of you geeks blew me up and did I end up above or below? I swear I only took one slice of cheesecake yesterday. That can't be enough to land me in hell.

…Of course, Sheldon’s not here explaining the science behind a sandwich, so maybe this is heaven.

[A pause.]

Man! Now I really wish I had a sandwich.

[There's a small sound as a sandwich falls in her lap. Penny lets out a small squeak.]

Where the hell did this come from?! Okay! You can come out now! This is getting kind of creepy.

I wasn’t born yesterday. I know sandwiches don’t just fall out of the sky. Just come out and apologize and I won’t have to chase you down with my taser.

Comments

[imnot_likeyou]

That would be from the castle. Welcome to Paradisa.

[if he sounds like he's done this thing a lot? He has.]

Dictated forever

[whichwayyoulean]

[God he is so done with this trip already. There's only so much camping a guy can take before the boredom sets in. Sorry, Penny, you're a welcome distraction]

Actually, if you put a toasty maker on the ceiling and attached a timer to the opening mechanism, you probably could make sandwiches fall out of the sky.

[holycraponacracker]

...Castle? No, no, no. I was just in Pasadena. I can't be in a castle.

[holycraponacracker]

[Pause. Pauseeeeeeeeee.]

Pretty sure that's not how this sandwich fell in my lap. Now, come out, you creep!

[Getting up and checking her closet for a Onceler.]

[gottaknockhard]

[Spike doesn't do a lot of introductions, but hey... sometimes he feels the need to help out.]

You might want to be more specific next time.

[holycraponacracker]

More specific about what?

[imalwaysright]

The science behind a sandwich? Seriously?

[gottaknockhard]

The sandwich. You never know what you might get if you're not careful.

[holycraponacracker]

...Are you making fun of me?

[holycraponacracker]

Sheldon will explain the science behind anything. Whether anyone wants to hear it or not.

[gottaknockhard]

Just telling you what they usually leave out.

[imalwaysright]

... But it's a sandwich.

Anyway, welcome to Cair Paradisa. Magical kidnapping castle- not joking about that. Wish for things and they will appear. I recommend not doing that. Who knows the potential repercussions?

[holycraponacracker]

Exactly my point. Thank you.

[Wait. Pause.]

Magic?

[That kind of makes sense, since she's obviously not in her apartment.]

...You're not a crazy person, right?

[holycraponacracker]

Hm. Well... thank you. I'm Penny.

[whichwayyoulean]

Wow, rude. I'm not even anywhere near the castle right now, so I've got nowhere to 'come out' from.

[holycraponacracker]

Yeah? Well, how are we talking then, huh?

[gottaknockhard]

[That's really what people should start with. See how well she's taking it?]

Spike Spiegel.

[imalwaysright]

Nope. Not crazy. I'm pretty much as normal of a teenager as you can get.

[holycraponacracker]

Spike Spiegel. ...Have you ever tried saying your name three times fast?

Spike Spiegel Spike Spiegel Spike Spiegel.

[Laughs a little.] It's kind of hard.

[holycraponacracker]

I'm sure that's what all the crazy people say.

No, I'm kidding. My name's Penny.

[imalwaysright]

You never know, they could.

I'm Stiles.

[gottaknockhard]

[... Spoke too soon.]

Yeah, it's a tongue twister.

[whichwayyoulean]

Though the 'magical' book.

[supes]

[After glancing over other replies.]

Welcome to Paradisa, Penny. Hopefully there won't be a need for anyone to be tased.

[losteveryone]

It's all a little confusing when you first end up here. I think we all know that feeling. But trust me, you'll settle in a lot easier than you think you will.

[She smiles a little even though Penny can't see that.] This place isn't that bad at all.