Tadchaen-a-Neledh

[inafadingcrown]

[Friends, allies, and friendly acquaintances]

I know many of you are on the expedition and I do not wish to take too much of your time, but there are two recent arrivals I believe I need mention.

First, you may or may not be aware of the arrival of a certain Elizabeth Tudor. Regardless, she bears both my face and my voice. I hope that this does not cause any more confusion than necessary. [And yes, while she knows that Elizabeth is a queen, she’s rather oblivious as to how much of a big freaking deal she is.]

Secondly, I would announce the recent arrival of my husband, the Lord Celeborn. I know I need not ask ask it, but I do hope you will show him the same courtesy and kindness you have shown me.

[She also probably should have remembered to filter this away from either of the two mentioned, but it rather slipped her mind.]

[Rin]

I would speak to you, in particular, regarding the second matter when you have a moment to spare.

[Action]

[You can also find Galadriel in town today, pausing in front of a store window every so often. Almost as if she’s considering something. Hmm…]

Comments

[atrophied]

[ House is sending over a care package. With wine, chocolates, a covered plate of shellfish, a box of condoms with a diagram on their use, flavored lube, a pair of handcuffs with their key and a box of edible underwear.

Don't use it all in one night. ]

[commandsthewind]

[Damn freaking straight she's a big deal.]

Much happiness to your reuniting, my lady.

Galadriel

[cricketycricket]

[Queen Elizabeth AND her husband? BEST NEWS x2]

... Are you certain it's not Christmas?

Action!

[ruined_jaw]

[Guess who else is in town, torso and face wrapped in every manner of bandage and tape he could wish for, acoustic guitar slung over his shoulder as he looks for a good spot to set up for an afternoon to taking people's money in return for playing music? THIS GUY. He'll spot his tall lady friend a fair distance off, and wander casually up to her, a curious expression in his eyes.]

Well, this is unusual. Don't think I've ever seen you in town before. It true that your husband and a doppleganger showed up? I suppose congratulations are in order.

[holycraponacracker]

[Penny's been out shopping and has a few bags on her arm. She stops and looks at Galadriel, then wanders over to her casually.]

Sorry, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but you're like... glowing! What do you use?!

Galadriel;

[payback]

Oh...?

[heloise]

How might I earn his audience?

[inafadingcrown]

[House, once she figures out if you sent this or Crowley did, you are going to be on the receiving end of a lecture.


In the meantime, be secure in the knowledge that she is blushing profusely. YOU PEOPLE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THINKING ABOUT HER SEX LIFE.]

Galadriel

[kungfuwitch]

Galadriel, that's fantastic! I'm so happy for you! I would love to meet him.

Oh and I've spoken with Queen Elizabeth, actually. You sound identical, though you speak about different things. It's so strange.

dictated

[unnaturalpause]

[He's just sort of grinning over here don't mind him.]

I will happily welcome him as you have myself. [And a laugh.] I do hope neither of you gave each other too awful a scare now, did you?

[atrophied]

[ He aims to please.

Not like her husband.



Okay that's a lie. One night stand with an elf sounds amazing.

You know.


Okay.


Gonna go make my resident want to stab his other eye out now. ]

[inafadingcrown]

[WHOOPS. She probably should have filtered this way from the people she was talking about, should she? At least this was a harmless filter fail.]

You have my thanks, my lady. It has been far too long since I saw him last. [Guess whose marriage wasn't arranged?]

Lakare

[inafadingcrown]

[You are so lucky that she's been in Paradisa long enough to get that. She laughs]

One would think it was, certainly. I would have you meet him upon your return, you know.

[inafadingcrown]

I do not come here often, true enough. But today, I found myself thinking of bestowing some small gift.

[Which leads directly to his question.] You have my thanks, Jonothan. It seems selfish to be glad to see him trapped here, but I have missed him.

[inafadingcrown]

[Cue confusion.]

I beg your pardon? I thank you for your kind words, but I fear I do not quite gather your meaning.

Rin

[inafadingcrown]

As you might well imagine, I would have him stay with me, but I will not throw you out. I should think my own private chambers may be expanded easily enough, if necessary, and I cannot foresee any discomfort on our end, but your comfort also concerns me.

His presence would not disturb you, I hope? [Yes, she's essentially making sure that you are okay with her husband moving in. This is how much she cares, Rin.]

[inafadingcrown]

You have earned it already, dearest, through me. I wish very much for you to meet.

Phoebe

[inafadingcrown]

Meet him, you shall. I would not deprive the castle at large of such excellent company.

It is not the first I have encountered such things, but it is the first I have personally experienced it.

dictated forever

[inafadingcrown]

[Good, you should be grinning.]

Thank you, my friend. [A soft chuckle] Are either of us so frightening? In truth, I believe I may have given her something of a small fright, but I do not think it could have been avoided.

[inafadingcrown]

[HEY.

Don't insinuate things about her man.

Even in brackets.


And if you want to truly kill Allen, tell him what you just did.

It should be amusing.]

Filter

[wilder]

A double and a husband? Man, and I thought the castle was dull with me away.

[heloise]

How would you introduce me to him, Galadriel?

[holycraponacracker]

[She looks up at her (WOW she's tall) and smiles.]

I mean skincare products? Face wash, makeup?

forever

[inafadingcrown]

Perhaps it thought we would suffer too greatly from your absence and found some means to compensate. [Yeah, you can tell she's in a good mood when she teases.]

[inafadingcrown]

[A little laugh] I would present you to him and he to you. Is that not simple enough?