Tadchaen-a-Neledh

[inafadingcrown]

[Friends, allies, and friendly acquaintances]

I know many of you are on the expedition and I do not wish to take too much of your time, but there are two recent arrivals I believe I need mention.

First, you may or may not be aware of the arrival of a certain Elizabeth Tudor. Regardless, she bears both my face and my voice. I hope that this does not cause any more confusion than necessary. [And yes, while she knows that Elizabeth is a queen, she’s rather oblivious as to how much of a big freaking deal she is.]

Secondly, I would announce the recent arrival of my husband, the Lord Celeborn. I know I need not ask ask it, but I do hope you will show him the same courtesy and kindness you have shown me.

[She also probably should have remembered to filter this away from either of the two mentioned, but it rather slipped her mind.]

[Rin]

I would speak to you, in particular, regarding the second matter when you have a moment to spare.

[Action]

[You can also find Galadriel in town today, pausing in front of a store window every so often. Almost as if she’s considering something. Hmm…]

Comments

[atrophied]

[ House is sending over a care package. With wine, chocolates, a covered plate of shellfish, a box of condoms with a diagram on their use, flavored lube, a pair of handcuffs with their key and a box of edible underwear.

Don't use it all in one night. ]

[inafadingcrown]

[House, once she figures out if you sent this or Crowley did, you are going to be on the receiving end of a lecture.


In the meantime, be secure in the knowledge that she is blushing profusely. YOU PEOPLE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THINKING ABOUT HER SEX LIFE.]

[commandsthewind]

[Damn freaking straight she's a big deal.]

Much happiness to your reuniting, my lady.

[inafadingcrown]

[WHOOPS. She probably should have filtered this way from the people she was talking about, should she? At least this was a harmless filter fail.]

You have my thanks, my lady. It has been far too long since I saw him last. [Guess whose marriage wasn't arranged?]

Galadriel

[cricketycricket]

[Queen Elizabeth AND her husband? BEST NEWS x2]

... Are you certain it's not Christmas?

Lakare

[inafadingcrown]

[You are so lucky that she's been in Paradisa long enough to get that. She laughs]

One would think it was, certainly. I would have you meet him upon your return, you know.

Action!

[ruined_jaw]

[Guess who else is in town, torso and face wrapped in every manner of bandage and tape he could wish for, acoustic guitar slung over his shoulder as he looks for a good spot to set up for an afternoon to taking people's money in return for playing music? THIS GUY. He'll spot his tall lady friend a fair distance off, and wander casually up to her, a curious expression in his eyes.]

Well, this is unusual. Don't think I've ever seen you in town before. It true that your husband and a doppleganger showed up? I suppose congratulations are in order.

[inafadingcrown]

I do not come here often, true enough. But today, I found myself thinking of bestowing some small gift.

[Which leads directly to his question.] You have my thanks, Jonothan. It seems selfish to be glad to see him trapped here, but I have missed him.

[holycraponacracker]

[Penny's been out shopping and has a few bags on her arm. She stops and looks at Galadriel, then wanders over to her casually.]

Sorry, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but you're like... glowing! What do you use?!

[inafadingcrown]

[Cue confusion.]

I beg your pardon? I thank you for your kind words, but I fear I do not quite gather your meaning.

Galadriel;

[payback]

Oh...?

Rin

[inafadingcrown]

As you might well imagine, I would have him stay with me, but I will not throw you out. I should think my own private chambers may be expanded easily enough, if necessary, and I cannot foresee any discomfort on our end, but your comfort also concerns me.

His presence would not disturb you, I hope? [Yes, she's essentially making sure that you are okay with her husband moving in. This is how much she cares, Rin.]

[heloise]

How might I earn his audience?

[inafadingcrown]

You have earned it already, dearest, through me. I wish very much for you to meet.

Galadriel

[kungfuwitch]

Galadriel, that's fantastic! I'm so happy for you! I would love to meet him.

Oh and I've spoken with Queen Elizabeth, actually. You sound identical, though you speak about different things. It's so strange.

Phoebe

[inafadingcrown]

Meet him, you shall. I would not deprive the castle at large of such excellent company.

It is not the first I have encountered such things, but it is the first I have personally experienced it.

dictated

[unnaturalpause]

[He's just sort of grinning over here don't mind him.]

I will happily welcome him as you have myself. [And a laugh.] I do hope neither of you gave each other too awful a scare now, did you?

dictated forever

[inafadingcrown]

[Good, you should be grinning.]

Thank you, my friend. [A soft chuckle] Are either of us so frightening? In truth, I believe I may have given her something of a small fright, but I do not think it could have been avoided.

Filter

[wilder]

A double and a husband? Man, and I thought the castle was dull with me away.

forever

[inafadingcrown]

Perhaps it thought we would suffer too greatly from your absence and found some means to compensate. [Yeah, you can tell she's in a good mood when she teases.]

1/2

[amiable]

[ Husband.

Holy crap. She gasps lightly, re-reading the filter. ]

Galadriel

[amiable]

[ She can't even contain her joy for Galadriel. ]

Husband? I'm so happy for you, Galadriel!

that filter foreverrr

[deterrence]

[the Elizabeth Tudor :O well now, well now. Would explain that post about drinking alone (?? what even!) from the other day.

First things first!] So that is your husband...I will keep your words in mind if I do meet him.

yesss

[inafadingcrown]

You have my thanks for that. This place is not kind to any, but I would ease his path as much as is in my power.

Galadriel

[heal_theworld]

Oh, that's wonderful! [She's so happy for her.] When I get back, I'll have to meet him, definitely.

[THE ELVEN SEX CURSE IS BROKEN, HALLELUJAH.]

Martel

[inafadingcrown]

You will be fond of him, I am certain. He is more stern than I and slower to laugh. [Sounding familiar?] But he has a kind and generous heart and I know none wiser than he.

[THANK THE VALAR. THAT ONLY TOOK HOW LONG?]

[FRIENDLY FILTER ... she is an acquaintance right is this okay]

[ino]

Your husband is here? [wow AWESOME] That's really lucky!

filter forever and it is totally okay! Ino needs to give more horrendous advice

[inafadingcrown]

He is. [A little laugh] I will free admit, I am most pleased to see him again. [Understatement of the year.]

Galadriel

[wizard_redfive]

Elizabeth Tudor? Are you serious?!

[Wait. This is Galadriel -- of course she is. Dairine just sounds so flipping excited. An English queen and Galadriel's family, all in the same castle? It's starting to sound like the Motherboard World.]

Of course! I'd love to meet him once I return.

Dairine

[inafadingcrown]

I am quite serious. You know of her, I take it?

Oh, I am certain you will. I would be well pleased to introduce you.

Galadriel

[onlyanapple]

[Because great minds think alike, Crowley is sending Galadriel a Barry White album and some squirty cream. Do with them what you will]

It's good that you can finally have some fun~

Crowley

[inafadingcrown]

[What is with everyone's fascination with her private life?]

Mayhaps in my next entry I shall filter only to those with some sense of propriety and decorum. [She may sound just a little exasperated.]

Filter

[persequor]

Is he an elf too? [ Priorities. ]

filter forever

[inafadingcrown]

[Plainly amused] He is.

filter;

[valuedstrength]

Congratulations on your husband's arrival. Is he settling in okay? [He likes this part better than the double part.]

filter forever

[inafadingcrown]

As well as may be expected. It was a great shock to him, as well you can imagine.

HI WHAT IS LATE

[encryptedlock]

Elizabeth, like--Queen Elizabeth? From 16th century England?

--Uh, and your husband is the one who looks kind of like me, right?

[Mirror, mirror....]

An Anarin is never late, nor is she early, she comments precisely when she means to

[inafadingcrown]

I did not ask the year from which she came, but I believe so, yes. [Yep. She doesn't really get all the fuss.]

He is, yes. [Pause] Mayhaps I should warn him of that.