231 is the exact number of cubic inches in a U.S. liquid gallon.

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley sounds as amused as he often does whenever the castle sends fun little invitations to the residents in general]

Well, well. How about this. A masked ball. Those always go down so well. I wonder what horrors await for us in this one? I might be willing to go just for the sheer entertainment value when things inevitably go down the crapper.

So long as there's alcohol there, anyway. Best bring a hipflask with me just in case something needs to be spiked. [There's some page flicking going on]

'Celebrate the shifting of the seasons' yadda yadda. Sounds like a tree hugging thing, to me, but whatever. It can't be as bad as the fucking mice thing.

Comments

[ino]

... A cake? Really?

[onlyanapple]

Sure. A little one.

[ino]

... See, now I kind of want this to happen.

[onlyanapple]

See? An now you're looking forward to terror because there's cake involved.

[ino]

Well, only because it's a cake from you.

[onlyanapple]

You are aware I won't actually bake the cake, right?

[ino]

Whaaat? Come on.

[onlyanapple]

I don't cook or bake for myself, much less anyone else.

[ino]

You couldn't try? For me?

[onlyanapple]

That depends. How much do you want to deal with food poisoning?

[ino]

You don't think you could do it properly?

[onlyanapple]

I know I couldn't do it properly. Super fun human times in the various cities this place has sent us to taught me that much.

[ino]

... I think I'd still like to see the finished product. Even if it isn't fit for human consumption.

[onlyanapple]

It;'s a pretty crappy prize if you ask me, but if that's what you want, fine. But you won't be getting a store bought one as compensation.

[ino]

I accept!

[onlyanapple]

Your funeral~

[ino]

I never said I wanted to eat it. I just want to see what you'll make.

[onlyanapple]

What if it tries to eat you?

[ino]

[she laughs] Then that would be an accomplishment, alright.

[onlyanapple]

When demons are involved, anything is possible.

[ino]

Do demons frequently bake cakes that eat people, then?

[onlyanapple]

I think Ligur did it once.

[ino]

Ligur? Who's that?

[onlyanapple]

He was another demon. Now he's a sad little stain on my office carpet.

[ino]

... You killed him?