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231 is the exact number of cubic inches in a U.S. liquid gallon.

[Crowley sounds as amused as he often does whenever the castle sends fun little invitations to the residents in general]

Well, well. How about this. A masked ball. Those always go down so well. I wonder what horrors await for us in this one? I might be willing to go just for the sheer entertainment value when things inevitably go down the crapper.

So long as there's alcohol there, anyway. Best bring a hipflask with me just in case something needs to be spiked. [There's some page flicking going on]

'Celebrate the shifting of the seasons' yadda yadda. Sounds like a tree hugging thing, to me, but whatever. It can't be as bad as the fucking mice thing.

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I should have known we could count on you to spike the drinks.

Edited 2012-09-19 19:11 (UTC)

I feel I have an obligation to keep the castle's alcohol levels at their highest, Ino.

Is that your job? Official Castle Inebriation Enabler?

I wouldn't call it a job. per say. More a...public service.

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Do you think there will be food there?

It would be a pretty pathetic ball if they didn't.

You never know.

I wonder if I should go...[Free food is always nice..]

That "fucking mice thing"?

A couple of Christmases ago there was a ball, and then mice soldiers showed up. It was all very Hans Christian Anderson.

Okay.

How often does this place repeat stuff?

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Tree hugging? [ Also listening in on his answer to "the fucking mice thing." ]

Yes, there are some people in the world who dedicate their lives to hugging and protecting nature. Especially trees. We call these people hippies, and they are bums and dregs of society, best to be mocked at all times.

Are they half-mad?

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I have to admit I share you suspicions though I also admit it could be fun.

Of course it'll be fun. Everything in this place is ultimately fun, even after it goes wrong.

In a completely different way, though.

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Something always needs to be spiked.

See? My point exactly. It's not a party otherwise.

The mice incident was ridiculous, by the way. [ Ridiculous and disgusting. Mice are so filthy, ew. ] Surely the castle can come up with something better than that.

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wow i thought i hit enter kjsdf my bad

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fghjg it's ok!

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I'm right with you on the flask idea. When did we get all King of the seasons and shit?

And what do you mean by the 'mice thing'?

Fuck knows, but I think the Queen of England might have something to say about it.

Happened a few Christmases ago. There was a mice army involved.

Jesus, is she here too? [South wouldn't be surprised.]

Glad I missed that.

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You do realize that there will be kids there too, right? I'm not sure you would want to spike it around them...

[He isn't even going to touch the first part. HE DOESN'T NEED ANYMORE HORRIBLE THINGS IN HIS LIFE don't jinx them all, Crowley. >8I]

Then they'd best stay away from the punch.

What if they get thirsty? Then what would they have to drink?

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3/3 I APOLOGIZE he can be dumb sometimes

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no apologies everything is beautiful

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