231 is the exact number of cubic inches in a U.S. liquid gallon.

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley sounds as amused as he often does whenever the castle sends fun little invitations to the residents in general]

Well, well. How about this. A masked ball. Those always go down so well. I wonder what horrors await for us in this one? I might be willing to go just for the sheer entertainment value when things inevitably go down the crapper.

So long as there's alcohol there, anyway. Best bring a hipflask with me just in case something needs to be spiked. [There's some page flicking going on]

'Celebrate the shifting of the seasons' yadda yadda. Sounds like a tree hugging thing, to me, but whatever. It can't be as bad as the fucking mice thing.

Comments

[imalwaysright]

Anything weird happen when you went to Earth, or were they just normal supernatural/alien/weirdness free zones?

[onlyanapple]

Most of the time it was supernatural free.

...Well, except for the American High School mess.

[imalwaysright]

The American High School mess.

What happened there?

[onlyanapple]

Brain-stealing aliens. We killed them with drugs.

[imalwaysright]

With drugs.

Okay, what kind of drugs and what did it do to them? Shrivel up? Melt? Explode?

[onlyanapple]

It was coke, mostly. And it made them dehydrate.

[imalwaysright]

Got it. Next time I see dangerous aliens I'll chuck coke at them.

... Not that I'm expecting that to work. But I'm hopeful.

[onlyanapple]

It's a waste of good mind altering substances if you ask me, but if that has to be our battle plan, so be it.

It worked last time, hopefully it's not a one-trick-pony.

[imalwaysright]

Just to be clear, we're talking about soda, right?

I feel like I should study up on aliens.

[onlyanapple]

I...no. No we're not talking about soda.

What sort of a teenager are you who doesn't know what coke is? I dispair for the youth of today, I really do.

[imalwaysright]

You weren't exactly clear.

Coke is either cocaine or the soda. [Really he spends more time with wolfsbane.]

[onlyanapple]

I kind of thought it was obvious which one it was.