eight :: journal/death match

[i_got_this]

So hey, hey castle! Listen up --

[She'd noticed something ... odd ... throughout the day, and felt it was time to put it to the test.]

[And also she wanted to know if she was the only one affected.]

[She's parked at the Death Match, ready for a party either way.]

I know there are a fair bit of you from various ... versions of America, so let me ask you this;

what states are all of you from? Family, friends, what states do you like or not like? [How many reasons can she throw in here for people to list states, hm ...]


Come on, get creative. State facts! Hit me!

Freelancer Filter

[She's smirking, can you tell?] So how are you all doing?


[[ooc: CAST LOSS start!]]

Comments

[i_got_this]

Oh come on, man, space! Yeah it's fucking dangerous but so is crossing the damn road.

[imalwaysright]

Y'know, I do pretty well with roads.

Aliens, I'm not so sure about.

[i_got_this]

Aliens can suck it. Dude, they are the worst. Shoot those fuckers on sight.

[imalwaysright]

Right, because I totally come equipped with a gun.

[i_got_this]

Well then, get someone else to shoot them for you. Lots of people have guns. But don't ask me. I have guns, but the castle took away my bullets.

[imalwaysright]

Noted. Or I can just avoid danger. I'm pretty happy with that line of action.

[i_got_this]

Yeah ... but that's no fun.

[imalwaysright]

If it's fun versus keeping my face. I'll go with keeping my face.

[i_got_this]

Where's the challenge in that?

[Yeah, you're talking to a girl with a scar on her cheek.]

[imalwaysright]

Trying to keep my face where it is? Plenty challenging.

[i_got_this]

So ... what're you dealing with in your world that wants to take your face off? I've got aliens and insurreck--insu--innies ... at home. [Whoa, she drunk.]

[imalwaysright]

Overgrown lizards.

[i_got_this]

... Really? Really? Is that all you have to complain about?

[imalwaysright]

They're homicidal and come with paralyzing poison.

[i_got_this]

Can't the same be said for, what is it, komodo dragons or whatever they are?

[imalwaysright]

Yeah, but those aren't anywhere near California.

They're Indonesia exclusive.

[i_got_this]

Maybe one escaped the zoo. [She feels clever.]

[imalwaysright]

They would have filed a report.

I am so sorry for her XD

[i_got_this]

Yeah, but one giant paralyzing lizard is like a birthday present to me, okay? We got two massive wars where I come from, so excuse me for not patting your head and giving you a gold star.

[South failed the empathy test, if ever there was one.]

It's okay. I enjoy her terrible

[imalwaysright]

It's also the cause of like six murders.

And I really wasn't asking for those.

Ah good, because she's great at being awful >.>

[i_got_this]

Six? Six? Oh my god. How will humanity fucking survive. Let me know once they take out a few hundred colonized planets, okay?

Stiles is good at dealing with that

[imalwaysright]

Again, no space travel.

:3

[i_got_this]

Yeah well ... you'll get there eventually. [HUFFY.]

[imalwaysright]

I'm sixteen.

Probably not going to live that long.

[i_got_this]

[Yeah you're just making her angrier.]

Yeah well maybe reincarnation is a thing and you'll just come back in time to see shit get fucked up.