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[squartatore]

[dictated; Sayaka's usual nocurr tone has been replaced with some suspicion]

At first I thought it was a trick of the eye, but...those fairy-like creatures? Have fangs. Wouldn't do to provoke them.

[seriously, people, did you already forget what happened the last time fairies showed up and threw crazy glitter EVERYWHERE.

And for those who happen to see her outside, she's carefully stepping away from the forming miniature castle, only to back into -- okay, more like break apart -- another fairy ring. Uh-oh. So much for taking her own advice?]

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[wagers]

[Here, have another fairy! Kind of. She looks kind of out of place compared to all the smaller swarming ones, though. Also she's dressed in bright orange clothes! Goodness.

Anyway, she'll idly speak to you, as she's fluttering by looking at all these herself!]

I bet we could take them, though.

[squartatore]

[SCREA...mmm...no, wait, she squashes the urge to when she realizes Vriska can talk]

Yeah. I'd rather not, they haven't really done anything to ask for it.

[wagers]

[Grin, grin.] What if they all turned on us? That will probably be a thing! I mean, what else would that castle even be used for?

[squartatore]

[looking at the fairy castle.

then at Cair Paradisa.

gurl r u srs] Then we'd probably all have gone home by the time they finish making it big enough.

[wagers]

[Sayaka, plz. She is trying to logic here, gosh!]

I'm not saying it needs to be as big as our castle to invade us! It just needs to fit like, hundreds of these tiny little dudes! Which, obviously, won't even be all that big! It's going to be scaled down for a much smaller race, duh!

[squartatore]

What are they even going to do for an invasion, climb up somebody's nose?

...Actually, no, that might be pretty bad.

[wagers]

They'll just swarm! Like bees! Or something. I don't know!

[squartatore]

Bees with teeth. [like those monster tornadoes you see in movies. What a gross mental image]

[wagers]

Yep! That's why I am suspicious!

[squartatore]

Still. [she gestures at the nearest few stray ones nearby] They've been keeping out of my way. Might as well leave them for now.

[dictated]

[whathedoves]

That's going to be a bit of an adventure ...

I might be in some hot water, since we're closer in size!

[wagers]

If you say so! [Bluh, bluh! Dumb fairies horning in on her territory...]

_{I wonder if they'd recognize me as their giant leader and allow me to rule them with an iron fist!}

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[squartatore]

Oh, yeah, you're...that bird guy. [VERY ELOQUENT, I KNOW]

Did anyone shoo you away by accident or something?

[squartatore]

[catching some of that last bit --]

Have you tried communicating with the fairies?

[whathedoves]

Well, I've had some trouble getting people to notice I'm the one talking!

No chasing, yet!

What a shame ... it would be nice to have the girls chasing after me!

[squartatore]

[Yuuya. That word might not mean what you think it means ._.]

Some of the girls here are better left alone, too.

[whathedoves]

[He will make it mean something!]

I don't think anyone should be alone!

Haha, but I suppose that's not what you mean. It's better to not get mixed up in bad business, isn't it?

[squartatore]

[there is no SPCA here, please don't]

Yeah. Who knows what they might do to you when they get you alone. [should birds have caretakers]

[whathedoves]

[Paradisa Society For the Protection of Flirtatious Pigeons...Maybe we need one.]

I've gone face to face with dangerous characters before, mon amie!

If nothing else, it keeps you on your toes, trying to not end up ground up ... or eaten!

[squartatore]

[!!!!!!

THE MOMENT WHEN SAYAKA REALIZES SHE KNOWS SOMEBODY (MULTIPLE SOMEBODIES?) WHO MIGHT TRY TO EAT A STRAY PIGEON]

That's...! You really have to be careful!

[wagers]

A little bit! Kind of. They just looked at me and went on with their business! [SIGH. Arms folded.] _{Dumb fairies.}

[squartatore]

[must...not...laugh...

but she snorted, so] Maybe they aren't impressed by size alone.

[whathedoves]

I hear you loud and clear!

I'm always cautious when it comes to the culinary adventurous! You'd blush to know where some establishments source their meat.

And I know that to many, a man such as myself can be completely irresistible!

[squartatore]

[...why does it still come back to his supposed attractiveness. (unsure)]

Maybe you could distinguish yourself from other birds. [wait, that's insensitive. Makes it sound as though it'd be fine if another bird is caught] Or animals people will eat, in general.

[how is this an improvement over the previous line, Sayaka]

[whathedoves]

Aren't my outstanding character traits quality enough to distinguish me?

Just kidding! Message received. I bet I have a blazer around I could wear. Do you think that would do the trick?

[squartatore]

Yeah. It might even get you more attention. Of the positive kind.

[that's what he would want, right...]

[whathedoves]

It's a bit heavy for the warmer weather, but maybe now it will suit the times better!

I have received some very bolstering comments on the cut of my clothing before!

Even if it can be cumbersome ... I prefer our natural state.

[squartatore]

[and now he has her wondering whether it is commonplace for birds to wear clothing, where he comes from.

the entire conversation keeps getting stranger and stranger]

I know this looks as though humans are really inconsiderate. [come to think of it...they are] At least you'd be safer. And warmer too, I didn't think of that.

[whathedoves]

Well, in my opinion, humans got pretty comfortable being the most intelligent species! So I understand it a bit, mon amie.

Primates sat pretty for a long time. I can't blame the people here for being a little on-edge - in fact, it would be extremely uncool of me to blame them for most human transgressions.

But how will I show off my alluring breast feathers now?

Haha! I don't really preen that much in public, just a bit of sensual humor.

[squartatore]

... Uh.

[somebody draw Sayaka a map, before she gets too lost]

You're okay with wearing the blazer, then? [simplest conclusion.]

[whathedoves]

Because you asked so nicely, I'll do my best to remember!

I wouldn't want to let a lovely girl down.

[squartatore]

[dkfghlsa "lovely girl," what

while she tries to brush it off, her voice still sounds slightly flustered] It's for your own safety, more than anything to do with me.

[whathedoves]

But I'm committed to serving the public! If I can look after myself, I should also look to pleasing those such as yourself.

Because you've suggested something so helpful, I owe you a great deal.

[squartatore]

No, no. [YOU STOP THAT.] I don't need that much credit...

[whathedoves]

Never sell yourself so short!

Whenever I wear my blazer, I'll think of you!

[squartatore]

[sigh. A bird was just *~charming~* to her. Life officially made (艸)]

Oh...kay. Thanks.

[whathedoves]

Perhaps I'll even have the chance to show it off to you!

Until we meet again, my dear!