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paradisa2012-02-05 05:47 pm
notjamesbond) wrote in paradisa2012-02-05 05:47 pm
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it resulted in eighteen blackouts
[Why, hello Paradisa! Why, what a beautiful day! The sun is shining, the birds outside are singing, somewhere a very disagreeable doctor is drugging a hyperactive pony, and overall it seems like a wonderful day to go out and seize the day.]
[Not for Newton Pulsifer. Because currently, he's falling out a window.]
[How in the world did this travesty happen? Well, because Newt can be sort of a klutz sometimes. Especially without those large coke-bottle glasses of his, which he just accidentally dropped out the window because he made the very stupid decision to clean his glasses while he was standing next to it. When he dropped them , he lunged, and he fell over the balcony, and that is how one Newton Pulsifer came to fall out of a window.]
[But the castle had other plans! For as his life is flashing through his eyes (oh, that's where he put that school textbook in third grade), there's a loud ripping sound, and two white wings come bursting out of his back, billowing wide behind him.]
[Unfortunately, this reaction was a few seconds too late, and decidedly rather useless in the end.]
[So, now there is now a large white-feathered heap of a person underneath one of the windows outside, swearing loudly in very colorful British terms that can be heard all around the castle, as his journal has fallen open by his side.]
What in the BLOODY HELL?!?
[Do you dare to find out what went wrong, Paradisans? Because it looks like you might have a very grumpy angel on your hands.]
[ooc: Loss start! Come and bother angelized Newt over here. :D]
[Not for Newton Pulsifer. Because currently, he's falling out a window.]
[How in the world did this travesty happen? Well, because Newt can be sort of a klutz sometimes. Especially without those large coke-bottle glasses of his, which he just accidentally dropped out the window because he made the very stupid decision to clean his glasses while he was standing next to it. When he dropped them , he lunged, and he fell over the balcony, and that is how one Newton Pulsifer came to fall out of a window.]
[But the castle had other plans! For as his life is flashing through his eyes (oh, that's where he put that school textbook in third grade), there's a loud ripping sound, and two white wings come bursting out of his back, billowing wide behind him.]
[Unfortunately, this reaction was a few seconds too late, and decidedly rather useless in the end.]
[So, now there is now a large white-feathered heap of a person underneath one of the windows outside, swearing loudly in very colorful British terms that can be heard all around the castle, as his journal has fallen open by his side.]
What in the BLOODY HELL?!?
[Do you dare to find out what went wrong, Paradisans? Because it looks like you might have a very grumpy angel on your hands.]
[ooc: Loss start! Come and bother angelized Newt over here. :D]
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[He tries to push the wings out of his vision, as if that would help in the process of pretending they aren't there.]
But that makes sense. I don't normally grow wings or anything. And a Whitelighter? What is that supposed to be, your version of an angel? Sounds like a marker you use to mark important things in textbooks...
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Whitelighters are sort-of guardian angels. The castle thought it would be funny to turn me into one for three weeks.
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[He just shakes his head, hoping that at some point he will wake up and this will just be another strange dream to keep to himself forever more.]
Really? How did that feel? Being an angel, I mean.
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...That, and whenever I orbed or used my powers it tingled.