[Written]

[deductiongeek]

 [The writing appears in the journal in an aggressively neat script.   Each letter precisely formed with not a single stroke out of place.  Except for the lines blurred by the water dripping onto the page from Conan's drenched sleeves.]

Does anyone know where I could find a fishtank and some fish?  It would be fun to put them in our rooms, don't you think?

[And have the side effect of serving as an effective repellant against a certain thief.]

Also!  Everyone might want to check above their doors.  A really mean person put a trap on top of some of the doors.  It wasn't nice of him at all!

Comments

[squartatore]

[came for the mention of fish, stayed for --]

What, that guy talking about detectives and stuff?

[deductiongeek]

Yeah, that guy.

[squartatore]

... [yeah, checking hers now]

My door was spared. Joy. [and, less deadpan:] Is it dangerous, or just annoying?

[deductiongeek]

He was probably trying for annoying.

[squartatore]

Is he like, four... [or really loathe detectives...]

[deductiongeek]

He's really being childish, isn't he!

[squartatore]

Yeah. And there's no point if he's already admitted that it was him.

[deductiongeek]

Tell that to him. Please.

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

Traps on the doors? What type?

[deductiongeek]

...Sprinklers.

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

Did he at least put dye in the water?

[deductiongeek]

...No. [Conan is judging you for asking that question.]

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

Then I agree. It wasn't nice, and it's a stupid idea for a trap.

[deductiongeek]

Tell him that.

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

I probably will, next oppertunity. Seriously, who lays a trap including water with no dye. Ridiculous.

[soccerwhisperer]

Isn't there a petstore in town?

Oh, and thanks for the heads up!

[deductiongeek]

I think I'd need help carrying things back from that far away.

No problem!

[soccerwhisperer]

I can help!

[deductiongeek]

Thanks!

[soccerwhisperer]

Do you want to go now?

[deductiongeek]

Sure! I don't have anything to do right now.

[soccerwhisperer]

I'll bring a cart!

[psych0p0mps]

oh my god dont tell me someone is doing that stupid bucket prank again 0_0

[deductiongeek]

Not quite. He's using sprinklers instead.

[psych0p0mps]

oh phew
thats ok then

[deductiongeek]

How is that okay?

[psych0p0mps]

because then its just a harmless water prank
instead of super gross :p

[srsly dude it's like the difference between throwing water balloons and throwing water-filled condoms.]