assassino: (calm ❧ sacrifice for the greater good)
Ezio Auditore ([personal profile] assassino) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-10-12 04:55 pm

xxv λ empty beds


---- Filter to Stephanie Brown and Molotov Cocktease ----

[written.]

I will make this brief. I am trying to be a better man, which I am sure will please both of you.

From this point on, I will no longer seduce:
I. Married women (save particular circumstances)
II. Women younger than sixteen
III. Prostitutes (save social occasions)

Punch me if I stray from these terms.

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molotov: (alternate blue)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-10-13 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I saw your dumb hood, and I am not impressed, Ezio. It did absolutely nothing to hide your identity. In fact, I knew who you were based on your voice, which is even more identifiable than your smug Italian face.
molotov: (adorable)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-10-13 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
My point is that it is not necessary to have spend that much time with you to recognize your voice or face.
molotov: (exhale)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-10-13 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
People looking out for you, I would suspect.
molotov: (sketch)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-10-13 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Don't overestimate yourself.
molotov: (bored)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-10-13 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want me to prove you need the help?
molotov: (explosions)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-10-13 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. From now on, you will not hear another word from me until I am beating your face directly into the ground. You will not know it is coming. You cannot hide. Don't even try and run. Let's see how you do against someone to fear when you do not have freak nuns and petty thieves watching your back.
Edited 2012-10-13 01:07 (UTC)
molotov: (alternate)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-10-13 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I also know that you are immature and prone to hyperbole and that you are a sex addict.
molotov: (okay?)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-10-13 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh nyet, because if I were your wife, I would also fuck your brains out multiple times a day, but that clearly is not happening. This is just life advice and calling you on your bullshit. And I do not exactly know why I like you. Probably because I think you could be a better man if you changed your ways.
molotov: (casual face)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-10-13 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
It was a good effort. But it was just window dressing, Ezio. You are not actually trying, which is why you wrote in so many loopholes and ways to argue.
molotov: (files.)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-10-13 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
You didn't actually start. You made a half-assed list.
molotov: (uh...)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-10-13 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
What are you starting, exactly? Specifics.
molotov: (alternate blue)

[personal profile] molotov 2012-10-13 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Regardless of circumstances.

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