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[It's late at night when Phoenix spots the cat, as he's traversing the halls of the castle, headed back to his room.]
Oh--uh, hey there?
[Although the creature is a little too deep in his uncanny valley, he still puts on a friendly smile. It's not that much stranger than meeting a lion here, after all, right? Probably just a new resident from some weird world with bizarre cat things.]
...are you new around here?
[But the cat doesn't say anything. Phoenix shrugs and is about to wander on toward his destination, when suddenly there's a heavy weight flung into the left side of his body; he's knocked over, the journal skidding some distance away and falling open, to record the full attack.]
What--aaaaggghh!!! Get off me! Get... get away! No!
[The sounds of a struggle are plainly evident for a few moments more, before a rustling as the journal is quickly retrieved, and desperate panting, running--]
GLaDOS!!
[He reaches her door, on the same floor as his own room but further down the hall, and bangs frantically, begging to be let in.]
GLaDOS, please please open the door, please...!
[But no answer comes quickly enough, and the cat is there again, and Phoenix takes off once more, already knowing the sprint to his own room is fruitless--]
H...help! Somebody, please--it's following me! It's--
[And then a scream filled with fear and agony... and then silence, for a long while before Phoenix speaks again.
This time, his voice is hollow.]
Oh my god...
Oh--uh, hey there?
[Although the creature is a little too deep in his uncanny valley, he still puts on a friendly smile. It's not that much stranger than meeting a lion here, after all, right? Probably just a new resident from some weird world with bizarre cat things.]
...are you new around here?
[But the cat doesn't say anything. Phoenix shrugs and is about to wander on toward his destination, when suddenly there's a heavy weight flung into the left side of his body; he's knocked over, the journal skidding some distance away and falling open, to record the full attack.]
What--aaaaggghh!!! Get off me! Get... get away! No!
[The sounds of a struggle are plainly evident for a few moments more, before a rustling as the journal is quickly retrieved, and desperate panting, running--]
GLaDOS!!
[He reaches her door, on the same floor as his own room but further down the hall, and bangs frantically, begging to be let in.]
GLaDOS, please please open the door, please...!
[But no answer comes quickly enough, and the cat is there again, and Phoenix takes off once more, already knowing the sprint to his own room is fruitless--]
H...help! Somebody, please--it's following me! It's--
[And then a scream filled with fear and agony... and then silence, for a long while before Phoenix speaks again.
This time, his voice is hollow.]
Oh my god...
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Come again?
i like to imagine she finds this super cool...
he finds it mortifying jsyk
...I'm really questioning my future self's decisions right now...
DOES HE NOT APPROVE OF WHAT THIS JUSTICE BOY LETS HER DO??
NO HE NEVER WILL EVER UNTIL THE FUTURE.
And I let some kid keep an eye on you, and he let your panties get stolen?
lmao ksdjf poor apollo, forever disapproved of >:(
And the panty stealing happened before he even came to the agency! I was alone when it happened!
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[Oh every time they talk about the future he just hates himself more and more.
if only he knew]I'M SORRY THAT THE LAST PART OF THIS TAG IS HIDEOUS.
Drama queen.]I don't know what I'd have done without Polly! He's got a real nose for sniffing out panties!
THE OPINION PHOENIX HAS OF APOLLO RIGHT NOW........
[Just not even touching that statement otherwise.]
MAYBE JUST MAYBE it's for the best that he may never come here......
I CAN'T
I am just surprised it took this long for this conversation ;dljf
... Although I suppose he did steal my livelihood!
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[Daddy's gonna murder somebody if so.]
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What?
adfkgh i'm not sorry
[Because panties really don't equal livelihood in his mind.]
maybe you should be :x
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[Give him a break he just lost his arm]
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[haven't known you that long]
--forgot. I'm sorry.
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The first time I explained the trick to you, you had a very similar reaction. Complete with a lot of twitching!
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mun remembers things ... slightly delayed to the tag
i was just about to be like "what, one-armed piano players are FUNNY HUH D;" lololol
she is zak's kid........... JUST SAYING. 8(