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[neverplays]

I have questions about weddings.

I need to know these things.

[Mindy will write them down, her writing is mostly printing and it's trying to be very neat.]

1. What do you wear at a wedding?

2. Do I have to get them a present?

3. Should I know anything else about weddings?

Comments

[arealwoman]

I've never seen it. But the point of a wedding isn't a zombie or some disaster.

[neverplays]

Oh? So, what's the point?

[arealwoman]

[ Deja vu again ]

Love.

[neverplays]

Lame. Zombies would be so much better.

[arealwoman]

Then watch a movie about them. You're the one that wanted to know about weddings.

[neverplays]

Yeah, well, I didn't think the people trying to help me would be so rude.

[arealwoman]

Rude? Oh, you don't know what rude is.

[neverplays]

Well, I sure know what it sounds like.

[arealwoman]

No, you know what making a point sounds like.

[neverplays]

Oh, now you're an expert at what I know?

[arealwoman]

I'm an expert at knowing what I've said. [ She's assuming you mean her since you mentioned it to her ]

[neverplays]

Yeah, but you were telling me what I heard.

[arealwoman]

Which came from what I said.

[neverplays]

Whatever. [Grown-ups can be so weird sometimes.]