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[neverplays]

I have questions about weddings.

I need to know these things.

[Mindy will write them down, her writing is mostly printing and it's trying to be very neat.]

1. What do you wear at a wedding?

2. Do I have to get them a present?

3. Should I know anything else about weddings?

Comments

dictated;

[ironlady]

You will need formal wear and a gift that will be of use to the couple in their new lives as man and wife. I am certain they will forgive you for not getting them a gift however. Most of what they may need can be wished for here.

[neverplays]

What's formal wear? Is that a dress? Should I get a dress?

[ironlady]

A dress would be appropriate. Will you need any help selecting one?

[neverplays]

Probably. I mean, if there are going to be weddings I should be prepared, right?

[ironlady]

That would be wise. Are you expecting a wedding to occur soon?

[neverplays]

It's Valentine's Day soon. Those things happen all the time in this place.

[ironlady]

Do they? I must have missed the rash of Valentine's Day wedding the past.

[neverplays]

I know people got married. [Damian complained about it happening to Dick.]

[ironlady]

How have their unions fared?

[neverplays]

Uhm... not well. There's no divorce here.

[ironlady]

They couldn't be convinced to make it work?

[neverplays]

I guess not. I think a lot of people get mad when they have to be married to someone they don't know.

Or like.