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mindy 'hit girl' macready

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I have questions about weddings.

I need to know these things.

[Mindy will write them down, her writing is mostly printing and it's trying to be very neat.]

1. What do you wear at a wedding?

2. Do I have to get them a present?

3. Should I know anything else about weddings?

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I'm hoping that it's because there are zombies that show up to one of these four weddings.

[la la la, looking at the pictures on the back of the box.]

I mean, one in four? Those are pretty good odds.

[Considering pause.]

It doesn't have to be zombies, though. It could be a psychopath, or an escaped criminal, or a revenge plot that kills everyone.

[So far the back of the box doesn't have any dismembered people.]

Huh. It's only one funeral... so maybe only one person dies. I'd go with revenge plot.

The groom was a philanderer, maybe.

Makes sense. Four weddings... one guy.

He probably deserved it.

I hope it's a closed casket.

I don't. Then you could see just how badly they beat him up.

Four Weddings and a bear mauling. Now that would be a movie.

Bears are pretty predictable, though. Why not a badger, or a wolverine?

Oh yeah. [Plus, Mol has that bear reserve... probably not very good for the image of bears.]

Mongoose.

An exceptionally large one, trained in fighting rings but set loose.

With babies back home so there can be Six Weddings and a Mongoose Attack Two: Missing Momma Drama.

[laughs]

Now we just need to work in a drug trafficking ring and human smugglers.

You can work in both if they need bridesmaids.

That's true. Sort of. Why would they use smuggled women as bridesmaids?

Maybe they need a lot of them. Like an army of them.

That'd be an expensive wedding.

They're on loan. So they probably just need a deposit.

Unethical. Sounds like someone will need to crash this wedding to liberate them.

Well, that'll put that movie over-budget.

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