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[caligulas_aquarium]

so let me get this straight
humans celebrate a holiday dedicated to shovvin their flushed quadrant in the face a the lonely saps wwithout one
this may be one a the stupidest fuckin things i havve evver heard of
an i just so happen to knoww a lot a idiots so this is an achievvement in itself let me tell you

Comments

[scoring]

Um...if you mean romance by 'red feelings' then, well, I guess it can be a little hurtful...I've never minded, though.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yes by red feelins i mean romance
wway to figure it out you really pull off pseudo intellectualism nicely
besides wwho the fuck cares
this isnt about any single person or troll this is about evveryone as a wwhole
wwhat about evveryone ELSE wwho has a problem wwith it human
wwhat about them

[scoring]

[ and yet, a sweet, sensitive troll like eridan can't get any quadrants filled.

the mystery abounds. ]

W-well, ah...they're free to speak up too, I guess?

[caligulas_aquarium]

so you agree both wways
howw the fuck does that evven wwork
are you afraid pickin one wwill make the other side hate you or somethin
cause if so thats fuckin stupid

[scoring]

I... [ BRIEFLY FLUSTERED. Okay, okay. Customer service tone! ]

I'm just trying to say that no side meant any offense by it. I certainly didn't, either.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell
just

[Damn he honestly can't find anything in that reply to pick out and complain about.

All you bloody persona kids ruining his attempts at senselessly complaining about mundane things /shakefist]

just wwatch wwhat you say next time then

[scoring]

I will. Sorry again.

[ While they live, it shall not happen!!

...don't magic me bro. ]

Um, I don't think I got your name in there anywhere?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[its not magic its science!!]

its eridan ampora

[not that he's going to ask for yours in return fuck politeness]

[scoring]

[ she'll just have to be polite enough for the both of them, then!! ]

It's very nice to meet you, Eridan. I'm Yukiko Amagi.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yukiko amagi
that sounds kinda similar to the wway one a my f
someone i knoww
i mean the wway his name sounds
are you from any kind a particular part a earth

[scoring]

Uh-huh! An island nation, called Japan.

I take that to mean you're not from Earth at all?

[caligulas_aquarium]

japan yeah he mentioned japan
ill nevver get ovver the idea a all these different cultures on one planet it seems pretty fuckin stupid if you ask me
but yeah no im not
im a troll from a planet called alternia
totally different totally better you knoww the drill

[scoring]

I don't think I do...I haven't heard of trolls before. But still, I'm sure it's a lovely place.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah
i mean it wwas dangerous as fuck but you deal wwith it thats kinda howw livvin somewwhere wworks after all those swweeps
wwas still home yknoww

[He hasn't really had anyone else to talk to about Alternia...this isn't so bad. Not that he'd ever admit it.]

[scoring]

Mm, I know. Nowhere else can really feel like home, after that. What sort of dangers were there?

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh just the fauna basically
dragons an shit
a course theres wworse stuff in the oceans too its pretty much a terrible idea to go anywwhere near the ocean if youre not a seadwweller
wwhich i am so naturally im fine

[scoring]

Ah, it's that sort of world. Are you finding Paradisa better than that?

[ /ultranosy ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

not really
fuckin full a jackasses an jerks an wwhat havve you
an stupidity is much wworse than havvin to put up wwith dangerous wwildlife
not that it matters anywway

[scoring]

[ dsflsdg so mean, eridan. she winces a little, making a disapproving noise under her breath. ]

I suppose it doesn't. We're all stuck here together, so we should make the best of it. Including celebrating holidays where we can.

[caligulas_aquarium]

fine wwhatevver
they can do wwhatevver the fuck they wwant as long as they keep me outta it

[Not really true but...he's convinced it is right now.]

if i wwant nothin to do wwith this shit then im not gonna be throwwn headfirst into it since i think its stupid

[scoring]

Oh, then by all means, do that! Nobody's going to force you to participate.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Staring at the journal for a minute or two...

...she's so...passive...to all of his wild and inane claims WHAT IS GOING ON

yep you've kinda stunned him into silence for just a bit]

[scoring]

[ You see some weird shit in the hotel business, man. People asking if 'visitors' are allowed in their rooms. People demanding towels when they're standing right next to towels. A dozen drunken businessmen, all pretending to be horses. One little whiny highblood ain't gonna phase this one.

Plus, she feels bad for making him annoyed earlier. So there's that! ]

...Eridan? [ taps...on the journal. goddamn verizon. ] Are you there?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Have an almost instantaneous reply at the 'you' in that last sentence.]

A'courseIam!

[Aw, shit, back to writing.]

i just dropped my pen ok
fuck
i wwasnt awware you needed my instant an undivvided attention so badly
flatterin but fuck i havve other things on my mind

[lies lies lies]

[scoring]

S-sorry! I just thought...

Never mind. Is something wrong?