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[telemysticist]

[A sudden "THUD!" is heard over the journals, followed by the sound of rustling. A moment later, a short gasp for breath.
A chubby, freckled albino child, no older than twelve wearing a cyan-colored suit and with hair that looks like it took far too long to style, has just fallen off the bed in a room in Terrere Tower, which he has yet to realize now belongs to him. He managed to flail his way out of the sheets, to discover where he is now, only to look around perplexed, also yet not realizing he's right on top of an open journal.]

What in tarnation...

[The southern boy is certainly confused, to say the least. A moment ago he was walking through the woods to his family's factory, the next he's... here. He's still trying to figure out where "here" is. He does, however, notice after a moment he's lying on top of an open book. As he stands up, he takes the journal and begins flipping through it, catching a number of odd things about it.
First was that every page of the book is full of different handwriting. Second was that his name, "Gideon Gleeful", is embossed on the inside on the front cover, and third, the first page, which is otherwise blank, has the words he just said written down. In his handwriting.
Trying to think what this could mean, Gideon continues to hold the journal and keep it open as he leaves the room and begins wandering through Terrere Tower.]

Now I figure if what I'm sayin here's bein' written down, all this other writin' might be what other folks are sayin' too? Someone might even be readin' what I'm sayin' right now... in that case, guess I better say howdy!
My name is Lil' Gideon, and this sure is a mighty fine place ya got here! Now I ain't heard about a castle-themed hotel with magic books, so somethin' tells me somethin' fishy might be goin' on here. Any a kind soul care ta'help out lil' ol' me?
Also, think a'might be a lil' lost...

{{OOC: I'm so sorry it took so long for me to actually post, my quarter's almost over so school's been draining me. ;u; But anyone go ahead and feel free to bother Giddy, and here's the permissions post for his psychic powers! Thanks!<3}}

Comments

[yay_heiress]

Hi, Gideon!
You know, I thought it was a hotel at first, too.

But apparently, it's not.

[telemysticist]

[Oh, an answer! Looks like his hunch was right.]

Well howdy there ma'am!
... This ain't a hotel? Ya ain't sayin' we've really gone back in time now, have we?

[yay_heiress]

Well, they did take away my cell phone and replace it with this stupid magic book. I guess we really have gone back in time!

[telemysticist]

... Ya kiddin' me.

[Well. Gravity Falls does happen to be a hub of supernatural phenomena, many of which Gideon finds himself strangely unable to remember at the moment. However, right now he's bothered more by the fact that while it perhaps wouldn't be unheard of for all the town's mysterious occurrences, he's apparently very much not in Oregon anymore.]

Ya don't s'pose yaknow the way ta'go forward in time, then?

[yay_heiress]

If I did, I'd have the latest cell phone in my hands already.

1/2

[telemysticist]

...

[Of course this bimbo wouldn't know, why did he even bother to ask her? His fame and fortune, not mention his beloved Mabel, back home was more important than your stupid cell phones!

Maybe it's just temporary. He did end up here randomly, maybe he'll go back randomly too. Still, he can see the tabloid headlines now. "Lil' Gideon Missing!" "Beloved Child Psychic Disappeared!"
And yet...]

2/2

[telemysticist]

[That would make him all the more famous when he has his magnificent return!
In the mean time, he can use his powers to get in good with whoever's in charge around here, and have all the medieval luxuries his heart desires.
This is an excellent plan.]

So if this here's a castle, who's the king n' queen 'round these parts?

1/??

[bezazzled]

[Oh no... not that voice ANY VOICE BUT THAT VOICE!]

[bezazzled]

[Mabel is not prepared for this! Mabel was never prepared for this! Why is this happening to little ol' her?]

[bezazzled]

[CLEARLY RUNNING AWAY IS THE ONLY OPTION--]

[bezazzled]

[No, she can't do that. She'd never make it out there in the Dead Zone. Plus all of her stuff is here and she's still holding out hope for Dipper's arrival.]

[bezazzled]

[Get it together, Mabel! You can do this. Besides, he HAS to have calmed down by now, right?





Right?]

done asldkjfkljf; also written!

[bezazzled]

[BE BRAVE, YOU CAN DO IT.

She switches to writing because she's not brave at all.]

You should probably stay in your room. The rest of the castle is way too scary! Lock the door and never come out.

:'D <33333 (1/3 btw)

[telemysticist]

[Hm, another answer. But this time it's just a written message, without a voice.
Makes this warning seem a little suspicious if you ask him.]

What's so scary 'bout it?

[... Wait a minute. Hold on.]

2/3

[telemysticist]

[He KNOWS that handwriting. He'd know it anywhere!
He'd made sure to memorize it, to remember it forever.

Could it be?
Is it...]

3/3

[telemysticist]

MABEL! Mabel my marshmallow, is that really you?!

[bezazzled]

[Oh that is definitely not what she was hoping for. She continues to write, although her handwriting starts to become more of a nervous scrawl.]

Who is Mabel? There are no Mabels in the castle! This is strictly a "No Mabel" zone!

[telemysticist]

Aw now quit your teasin', I'd know the writin' that precious hand a'yours makes any day! Even when it gets a lil' scribbly...

But bless the stars n' heavens, where IS my sweet peach hidin'? I gotta come see ya right now!

[... Not that he even knows where to begin looking, but gosh darn it he'll search every inch of this castle until he finds her!]

[bezazzled]

[Okay well, this is obviously not working. Mabel sighs in defeat and speaks up.]

Look, Gideon. I thought we talked about this? Why are you still calling me your sweet peach?

[huffythedragon]

[He'll just be side-eyeing that conversation with Mabel there, yeup]

This is a castle, not a hotel.

[telemysticist]

A'figured that much out already.
Anythin' else a'should know?

[Looks like his acidic tone carried over from said conversation.]

[huffythedragon]

[Yeah stop stalking Mabel you creeper]

...Well, the kitchen's on the first floor?

[telemysticist]

[NEVER. It's taking a lot of willpower on Gideon's part not to just tell off whoever this idiot is. He is NOT in the mood. So instead, he just continues to be incredibly bitter.]

Good ta'know a'won't starve ta'death, if a'ever find my way outta here.

[CASTLES ARE CONFUSING.]

[huffythedragon]

...Dude, chill, okay? You're not gonna be able to get out. Nopony can. So you might as well just get used to the idea of being suck here.

[telemysticist]

A'MEANT OUTTA THIS TOWER, YA ASININE CLOD!

[HE KNOWS HE'S STUCK HERE. AND DON'T TELL HIM TO CHILL.]