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Well woopty doo another world change.
Another world change that will end up the way it usually does...either with something trying to kill us all or end up being a dull, mundane anti-climax that bores me to tears.
[The world change? Not really a problem for Jim. He just likes to moan.
However this next issue is one that really irritates him..]
As for this "wardrobe" the castle has given me...has it actually seen an issue of GQ or any type of fashion magazine from after 1989?
I don't do retro darlings.
Another world change that will end up the way it usually does...either with something trying to kill us all or end up being a dull, mundane anti-climax that bores me to tears.
[The world change? Not really a problem for Jim. He just likes to moan.
However this next issue is one that really irritates him..]
As for this "wardrobe" the castle has given me...has it actually seen an issue of GQ or any type of fashion magazine from after 1989?
I don't do retro darlings.
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[ She begins to draw drawing a turret from her facility. ]
And yes, they were simple. They only wanted to survive.
Testing them was boring. They died quickly.
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Isn't it sad when toys break too quickly?
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Yes, it is. But there was one that was a good challenge.
[ She stops her scribble of her turret half-way, pondering. ]
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Ah there’s always one who rises above the sea of the mediocre and the pathetic. Somebody who actually challenges you and thrills you with every move they make.
Too bad it never lasts though.
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And that's true. A pity it doesn't last.
She was the only human that passed the most difficult of tests. Did you have a human like that?
[ It's almost uncanny, how well he seems to understand the situation. ]
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I rather liked the spider moniker I was given in court.
Funnily enough I did. A sweet little thing that just wouldn't stop prying in my affairs. So I burned him, and turned him into everything he's ever despised.
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[ She starts doodling- unsure what she's even doing. Just some random lines, some random shapes, here and there. ]
That sounds fair.
[ Well, more like she approves, although she's not exactly one to dish out encouragement. Mental manipulation is the way to go! ]
Humans tend to pry too much when they should keep out. What is that human saying?
Curiosity killed the cat?
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I'm quite fond of that other little saying. "Pride comes before the fall"
So very apt.
[He pauses for a moment.]
Now what particular species might you be?
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I wasn't human before I arrived here. I was an AI.
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Oh but how very typical of the castle to turn you into the one thing you hate more then anything.
[Memories of the very brief conversations he had with Wheatley ages ago come flooding back.]
A female AI?
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[ When he asks about the gender, she pauses for a moment. Suspicious. ]
Does gender change anything?
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A very nervous, stuttering fellow was telling us to be on the lookout for somebody who sounds very much like you.
A strange little man...but funny.
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[ But at the mention of a nervous, stuttering fellow... ah. ]
... Ah, the moron. He probably filtered it from me. I never got any message.
[ She has to wonder when he did this... ]
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Not that I'm judging of course. I always wanted a live-in one back home.
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GLaDOS kind of really likes this idea to refer to the guy without seeming soft. ]
Yes, a pet. And he does live in with me.
Back home? Is no one here suitable?
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In a place like this you've got to get your laughs any way you can.
As for myself....Nooo, many of them just don't fit the criteria.
Most are dumb sure...but more irritating dumb rather then adorable dumb.
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[ Well then. That's kind of interesting. ]
... and yes, this castle isn't exactly what one would call accommodating.
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