DAY TWO

[ino]

[Another beautiful day in Konoha!



So you've been here for a day. You've had plenty of time to get into trouble and get to know your way around. How about going on a mission with your team, then? Or maybe that new movie opening up today piques your interest ...]

[ MISSION ASSIGNMENT DESK | VACATION | MOVIE THEATER | SHUSHUYA | YAKINIKU Q

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Comments

[wilder]

Seriously? You never go out with me. [SOUNDS SULKY] She's not prettier than me, is she?

[ino]

Ooh, yeah! Is she pretty? [LEANS IN IN INTEREST. MAYBE SHE CAN HOOK YOU TWO UP SO SHE DOESN'T FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HIM LIKING HER]

[whichwayyoulean]

I never go out with you because getting drunk with you highly increases our chances of getting arrested. Or me having to see you naked. Or both.

[Ino that's a touch worrying and he's pretty far gone with you darling. Still...] I...guess she is? [He shrugs] Why is that important anyway?

[wilder]

Oh please. I don't arrested or naked every time I get drunk.

[ino]

It's important because I say so! [leaning so far over ... enjoy dat cleavage from her civvies] So on a scale of one to ten, how hot is she?

[whichwayyoulean]

That's why I said it just increased our chances.

[Ino stop. He leans a little away from her trying to divert his eyes]

I don't know! I don't look at a woman and rate her in my head. Who even does that? I spend time with her because I enjoy her company. She's a fun person to hang out with.

[wilder]

Lots of people do it! There's nothing wrong with looking and recognizing how attractive someone is.

For example, Ino would be a seven...maybe seven and a half, and Martel would be a eight or nine if she wasn't Martel.

See? Simple.

[ino]

[OFFENDED]

Only a seven?!

[whichwayyoulean]

[Glad the conversation has derailed from him and any feelings he might have for anybody, the Once-ler sends a smirk in Zelos' direction]

Good job, buddy! I can see now how girls would really appreciate being rated.

[heal_theworld]

[From across the table:] Are you sure you're not rating me too high?

[...She actually loves you too, grandson.]

[wilder]

I see what I see, Ino, I'm sorry.

[And a glance over at Martel]

Of course I'm not! I'm the most unbiased rating system you can get!

[ino]

Yeah, right. [SULKING NOW LMFAO will someone please tell her she's pretty]

[whichwayyoulean]

[Look hat you did, Zelos. He cast the guy a pointed look, before sighing and offering Ino a smile]

Aww, don't listen to him, Ino. What does he know? You're always the prettiest girl in the room.

[wilder]

[He just sits back. HE REGRETS NOTHING. ]

[ino]

[the briefest, subtlest AWKWARD PAUSE, because. alskdjasd ONCELER DONT DO THAT IN FRONT OF GALE JFC]

Well, yeah, of course! [grins and OH HEY LOOK THE DRINKS ARE HERE HOW CONVENIENT SHE'LL BE TAKING THAT FROM THE WAITRESS NOW]

[whichwayyoulean]

[Oh good, drinks. Let's focus on those and forget he ever said anything]

[wilder]

[Sounds good to him! He'll be taking a drink himself and giving a flirty smile at the waitress ]

So you two still competing?

[ino]

Of course we are!

[whichwayyoulean]

Okay, but try not to give yourself alcohol poisoning, okay? When the room starts spinning, that's when you have to stop.

[wilder]

Don't worry, we got three medics here! We'll be fine! [Nevermind they will be drunk but DETAILS]

What's the winner get?

[ino]

I'm not dumb, I know when enough is enough.

[but oh ... she didn't think about the prize, hmm ...] A prize ... ? Hmm ...

[whichwayyoulean]

Okay, so long as that's clear.

[He pauses, looking at his glass] You mean we're doing this for something other than pride and glory? Okay. Name it.

[wilder]

Considering the hangovers, a prize would make it worth it!

[ino]

Well, the hangover part is no problem ...

[because she has her hangover remedy :') but she thinks for another moment ... before she gets a grin on her face. the kind of grin when she gets a wonderful, awful idea]

Okay, how about this? The loser has to wear the other person's outfit for a day. And no hiding in their room all day, either.

[whichwayyoulean]

[That grin is met with an expression that borders somewhere between disdain and confusion]

Okay, there are three things wrong with this.

One: We will not fit in each other's clothes. No way, no how.

Two: I never leave my room so asking me to stay outside of it really is two forefits in one.

and three:

No. Ino. Just no. A bucketful of no.

How about if you lose, which chances are you will, you have to wear a headband. With plush pig ears on them.

[SMILE] That was my freebie.