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DAY TWO

So you've been here for a day. You've had plenty of time to get into trouble and get to know your way around. How about going on a mission with your team, then? Or maybe that new movie opening up today piques your interest ...]
[ MISSION ASSIGNMENT DESK | VACATION | MOVIE THEATER | SHUSHUYA | YAKINIKU Q
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garry->aradia->jane->nepeta order, then?
Yeah! Yeah, it is. Really, you all shouldn't be subjected to things like that, it's way too soon for any of you! It's really explicit in nature, and you just shouldn't watch it if you know what's best for you, okay?
[And then a raise of the eyebrow at Nepeta.]
Sweeps? What's that, another name for years? You don't look seven years old...
sounds legit!
/ruins the order of everything
I am so sorry etrfnjekt Work and kaput internet are not a good combination
THAT IS OKAY
[What.]
[Whaaaaaat. Don't mind if he just boggles at all of you.]
Do R-rated movies mean something else from where you're from? I mean, you're seriously telling me now that you've seen stuff like this multiple times before....
[brb internally screaming]
Y-you do realize this is the kind of stuff that shows what happens if a man and woman really, really, and I mean really love each other, and what they do to show that, and, um...
[GOSH DARN IT KIDS DOES HE HAVE TO DO THE GESTURES TOO WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU]
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But it's not like it's pornographic or anything... right? They don't show that kind of movie in theaters...
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Love? It's a romance film! [Now she's pulling on Aradia's and Jane's arms as she stands between them.] Let's go already, let's go!