SIX ☠ for if she flees; soon shall she chase

[hedonic]

[ This isn't the first time the journal has opened at an inopportune time to pick up on incredibly indecent sounding situations. Of course, it's almost always a misunderstanding, isn't it? Like a poorly phrased line, or overexuberant exercise session. Maybe that's all this is!

Except no, it isn't. Anyone who doesn't immediately close their journals can pick up on the little sounds that add up to the big picture. Husky panting is the first clue, ever present, and most definitely belonging to more than one woman. There's a hushed moan, the subtle whisper of silken fabrics as they brush together, away from the friction of bare skin.

Then, a loud thump and creaking of springs lets out, followed by a purr of a chuckle that might seem familiar to any poor soul who has suffered it before. A different voice interjects, though. Kalinda's voice. ]

Fighting for dominance again?

[ Another chuckle from the other woman, revealed as Echidna when she responds. ]

Is it a fight, now? That would be fun.

[ You bet your bottom dollar you just opened your journal to some lady sex, castle. What do you have to say about that? Or are you just going to hide the children? ]

[ ooc; open over the journal akjfhask i'm so sorry, everyone! PLZ INTERRUPT THEM. ]

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[hedonic]

[ Oh gross, a man's voice. Negative boner! That's enough to actually get Echidna to stop, for now. ]

[kalinda]

[There's a very distinct sigh...

You know, before the voice registers.]

........Eli?

[campaigns]

[He suddenly regrets ever saying anything. He should have just closed the journal, but he can't not say something. It's Eli.]

Ka-- [Let's be calm.] Ms. Sharma. May I suggest a bit of precaution? Like putting something really heavy on top of the journal next time?

[hedonic]

[ Oh, is that guy yours, Kalinda? Echidna's looking at her journal like it was just dipped in poison as she leans over, like looking at it will show what this dude looks like. ]

Yes, it is all her fault for ignoring Kenta, after all...

[kalinda]

I'm not into bestiality. I told you.

[HAHA ELI. SHE'S ACTUALLY SERIOUS BUT WHY DOESN'T SHE TROLL YOU WITH HER RETORT AS WELL?]

[campaigns]

[WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE TO YOU don't answer that]

Oh god. That's it. I've heard more than enough.

[He's quickly shutting that journal now. NOPE NOT DEALING WITH THIS.]

[hedonic]

[ Looking at Kalinda like well you know don't blame her! It's your fault for being friends with dudes. ]