SIX ☠ for if she flees; soon shall she chase

[hedonic]

[ This isn't the first time the journal has opened at an inopportune time to pick up on incredibly indecent sounding situations. Of course, it's almost always a misunderstanding, isn't it? Like a poorly phrased line, or overexuberant exercise session. Maybe that's all this is!

Except no, it isn't. Anyone who doesn't immediately close their journals can pick up on the little sounds that add up to the big picture. Husky panting is the first clue, ever present, and most definitely belonging to more than one woman. There's a hushed moan, the subtle whisper of silken fabrics as they brush together, away from the friction of bare skin.

Then, a loud thump and creaking of springs lets out, followed by a purr of a chuckle that might seem familiar to any poor soul who has suffered it before. A different voice interjects, though. Kalinda's voice. ]

Fighting for dominance again?

[ Another chuckle from the other woman, revealed as Echidna when she responds. ]

Is it a fight, now? That would be fun.

[ You bet your bottom dollar you just opened your journal to some lady sex, castle. What do you have to say about that? Or are you just going to hide the children? ]

[ ooc; open over the journal akjfhask i'm so sorry, everyone! PLZ INTERRUPT THEM. ]

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[kalinda]

[There's a light chuckle at that, and she can't help but push at Echidna, grin ever apparent in her voice.]

Just because I've been asleep for weeks on end doesn't mean I've lost my touch.

[AS DEMONSTRATED BY MOVING SOME FINGERS SOMEWHERE........]

[hedonic]

[ No no, you can't push her and do that, that's just so rude! She has mixed feelings! ]

You— Ah~

[ Bitch you are too good at distracting her in all the right ways. ]

Precisely why I should inspect you first! But you're so cute when you try to prove yourself...

[kalinda]

[And there's a little more firmness to the touch...]

I really don't need to prove anything.

[ino]

[KALINDA YOU CANT BREAK ONCE-LER'S HEART LIKE THIS OMG NOOOOO

ALSO EW WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH ECHIDNA SHE'S GROSS]

Journal's open.

[hedonic]

[ Oh look at that. Temporarily distracted from Kalinda! Although she doesn't actually care that the journal's open, she did just hear Ino's voice and that's pretty unexpected.

Kenta, what did you go and do that for? ]

Oh, my poor baby must have gotten jealous. Or he just wanted to invite everyone else to the party...

[ino]

Either option is equally creepy.

[campaigns]

[Another day, another flipping of the journal pages to catch up with the latest resident news. Time to see what the haps are, after all. It's hard not to break the habit of wanting to know everything that goes on.

This time, however, is one of those rare occasions when he really wishes he didn't know something.

He stops when he finds this particular entry, and just listens. No. No, surely this is one of those cases when it's not what it seems, right? This happens all the time PLEASE LET IT BE ONE OF THOSE TIMES.]

Please tell me this isn't what it sounds like.

[hedonic]

[ Oh gross, a man's voice. Negative boner! That's enough to actually get Echidna to stop, for now. ]

[kalinda]

[There's a very distinct sigh...

You know, before the voice registers.]

........Eli?

[pharaohlighting]

[Wow gross ladies. Keep it to yourselves.]

We can all hear you.

[hedonic]

[ More guys... This is officially not sexy anymore. Ugh. ]

And we can hear you, unfortunately. Do you have anything else to add? Tips on positions that only a man would suggest?

[pharaohlighting]

[Hey, imagine how he feels.]

Not unless that's a thing you're into.

[cheerupemoborg]

Some people are trying to get work done, you know.

[kalinda]

[Maybe she should join in sdfghjk--] So are we.

[thehangedrose]

Um.

[He really should be saying something about this.]

Ladies...?

[He REALLY should be saying something about this.]

Not like I have a problem with it, or anything, and um...

[OH COME ON MAN JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY]

You DO realize that there are CHILDREN present on these things, don't you?!

[hedonic]

Children need to grow up somehow.

[persequor]

Children also have to listen to all the stupidity you spew all over the journal. [ Which is so much worse. ]

[whichwayyoulean]

[Contrary to Ino's special little head fantasies the Once-ler's heart is not broken. Well, it is but it was broken before he even came to the castle, so that's an entirely different matter. No, the turn of phrase we're looking for here is traumatised. But certainly not for matters of the squishy heart.

Why is it always Echidna? Whyyyyy?]

Aww come on, we don't need to hear that.

[kalinda]

[...........................oh.

Awk

ward.]

Our bad.

[ftssusstgsetfwe]

Oh! Gosh, I'm so sorry!

[She's not sure exactly why she's apologizing; it's not like she tried to listen in. Still, this is obviously not a public moment.]

[kalinda]

[Slow sigh. Welp.]

No harm, no foul.

[theabjectauthor]

... [pardon him while he just STARES AT THE JOURNAL in horror. that -- well -- erm.

he's beet red as he coughs a little, politely. MAYBE THEY'LL NOTICE AND SHUT THE BOOK]

[hedonic]

[ LOL NOPE. Unfortunately a cough like that just gets lost in all of the other nonsense being argued everywhere else. ]

[bezazzled]

[SO YOU KNOW HOW YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT CHILDREN...

Mabel happens upon this entry and at first, she just narrows her eyes in confusion at it. Not sure what to make of it, she decides to listen in a bit. It takes her a moment, but suddenly she realizes exactly what's going on.]

Oh my gosh. Are you two wrestling? Who's winning?

[hedonic]

[ A pause. Echidna doesn't usually coddle, but she does tease! ]

I believe the lady Kalinda was about to trap me in a very compromising position.