SIX ☠ for if she flees; soon shall she chase

[hedonic]

[ This isn't the first time the journal has opened at an inopportune time to pick up on incredibly indecent sounding situations. Of course, it's almost always a misunderstanding, isn't it? Like a poorly phrased line, or overexuberant exercise session. Maybe that's all this is!

Except no, it isn't. Anyone who doesn't immediately close their journals can pick up on the little sounds that add up to the big picture. Husky panting is the first clue, ever present, and most definitely belonging to more than one woman. There's a hushed moan, the subtle whisper of silken fabrics as they brush together, away from the friction of bare skin.

Then, a loud thump and creaking of springs lets out, followed by a purr of a chuckle that might seem familiar to any poor soul who has suffered it before. A different voice interjects, though. Kalinda's voice. ]

Fighting for dominance again?

[ Another chuckle from the other woman, revealed as Echidna when she responds. ]

Is it a fight, now? That would be fun.

[ You bet your bottom dollar you just opened your journal to some lady sex, castle. What do you have to say about that? Or are you just going to hide the children? ]

[ ooc; open over the journal akjfhask i'm so sorry, everyone! PLZ INTERRUPT THEM. ]

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[kalinda]

[Turning to Echidna...]

That's his take on humor? Some people are beyond help.

[hedonic]

[ She just has this 'IDGI' face. Because she seriously doesn't get it. Buuuut she assumes 99.999% of men are too stupid to joke, anyway, so she had no expectations to begin with. ]

The song is the joke? Is that an Earth thing?

[cheerupemoborg]

Eh? You want it louder? Well, if you insist.

I just invented this device. Thank you for giving me a chance to use it.

[Indeed, he's cranked it up. Somehow, there's no noise in the halls or any of the rooms, and yet 116 dB are coming out of the journal.

Ruining your hearing. With the power of science.]

[hedonic]

[ THAT SURE GOT THE FUCKING SNAKE OFF THE JOURNAL, YEP. AND ALSO ECHIDNA IS COVERING HER EARS, OW. ]

[kalinda]

[WOW. THAT SURE IS GETTING HER UP in the not sexy way.

With a loud, obviously drowned out sigh, she'll get her nude self out of the bed and just... close that thing. Maybe find something heavy to put on it.]

[hedonic]

[ Weh. That guy needs to get his dick cut off like yesterday. ]

[kalinda]

[BUT IS IT A ROBODICK, THOUGH?]

[cheerupemoborg]

[WITH MORE ACCESSORIES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT]

[kalinda]

[DOES IT BOTH RETICULATE AND VIBRATE? why am i asking this oh my god goes to bed]

[hedonic]

[ NO. NO ROBODICKS ALLOWED. SHE WILL FIND A WAY TO CUT IT OFF, SHE WILL.

augh. ]

[cheerupemoborg]

[k-kryptonite knife?!

WHATEVER HE'LL JUST MAKE ANOTHER, BETTER ONE with lights

RETICULATE, VIBRATE, HE'LL MAKE IT DO ANYTHING

HE'LL MAKE IT BE ANYTHING]

[kalinda]

[........aside from the evil mastermind thing, HOW IS HE NOT THE CASTLE'S MOST SOUGHT AFTER BACHELOR? Is it the super strength? He can control that, right?]

[cheerupemoborg]

[Yep.

It's more like no one KNOW he's the most eligible bachelor...]