SIX ☠ for if she flees; soon shall she chase

[hedonic]

[ This isn't the first time the journal has opened at an inopportune time to pick up on incredibly indecent sounding situations. Of course, it's almost always a misunderstanding, isn't it? Like a poorly phrased line, or overexuberant exercise session. Maybe that's all this is!

Except no, it isn't. Anyone who doesn't immediately close their journals can pick up on the little sounds that add up to the big picture. Husky panting is the first clue, ever present, and most definitely belonging to more than one woman. There's a hushed moan, the subtle whisper of silken fabrics as they brush together, away from the friction of bare skin.

Then, a loud thump and creaking of springs lets out, followed by a purr of a chuckle that might seem familiar to any poor soul who has suffered it before. A different voice interjects, though. Kalinda's voice. ]

Fighting for dominance again?

[ Another chuckle from the other woman, revealed as Echidna when she responds. ]

Is it a fight, now? That would be fun.

[ You bet your bottom dollar you just opened your journal to some lady sex, castle. What do you have to say about that? Or are you just going to hide the children? ]

[ ooc; open over the journal akjfhask i'm so sorry, everyone! PLZ INTERRUPT THEM. ]

Comments

[whichwayyoulean]

[Contrary to Ino's special little head fantasies the Once-ler's heart is not broken. Well, it is but it was broken before he even came to the castle, so that's an entirely different matter. No, the turn of phrase we're looking for here is traumatised. But certainly not for matters of the squishy heart.

Why is it always Echidna? Whyyyyy?]

Aww come on, we don't need to hear that.

[kalinda]

[...........................oh.

Awk

ward.]

Our bad.

[whichwayyoulean]

Yeah, well. Thank for sharing. Can you stop sharing now though? That'd be great.

[Is he bothered? A little, but he's not exactly sure why. Because they're interrupting his work? Probably, yeah. That has to be it. Right?]

[kalinda]

[...gdi.]

Yeah, it wasn't exactly intentional...

[Sure is reaching over to close that journal. Unless a certain someone has something to say.]

[whichwayyoulean]

[Nope. He is good with that being closed so he never has to hear that again ever.

And, you know, before Echidna realises it's him and decides to beat his face in with a shovel or something]

[hedonic]

[ Too late. Raising an eyebrow at Kalinda like what. YOU AREN'T MOCKING THIS ONE. ]