SIX ☠ for if she flees; soon shall she chase

[hedonic]

[ This isn't the first time the journal has opened at an inopportune time to pick up on incredibly indecent sounding situations. Of course, it's almost always a misunderstanding, isn't it? Like a poorly phrased line, or overexuberant exercise session. Maybe that's all this is!

Except no, it isn't. Anyone who doesn't immediately close their journals can pick up on the little sounds that add up to the big picture. Husky panting is the first clue, ever present, and most definitely belonging to more than one woman. There's a hushed moan, the subtle whisper of silken fabrics as they brush together, away from the friction of bare skin.

Then, a loud thump and creaking of springs lets out, followed by a purr of a chuckle that might seem familiar to any poor soul who has suffered it before. A different voice interjects, though. Kalinda's voice. ]

Fighting for dominance again?

[ Another chuckle from the other woman, revealed as Echidna when she responds. ]

Is it a fight, now? That would be fun.

[ You bet your bottom dollar you just opened your journal to some lady sex, castle. What do you have to say about that? Or are you just going to hide the children? ]

[ ooc; open over the journal akjfhask i'm so sorry, everyone! PLZ INTERRUPT THEM. ]

Comments

[thehangedrose]

Well, it's rude, and you shouldn't talk to people that way, and...that's not a nice thing to say, okay?

[Which is Garry-speak for I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU SAY WHAT I WANT YOU TO SAY 8I]

[persequor]

[ Helpful hint: there is no way to get her to say what you want her to say. ]

...even you have to admit that was stupid.

[thehangedrose]

No! No, that is not stupid! I'm just trying to protect people, okay? That is in no way stupid.

[Oh man, Arya, don't get him started, or else he'll have to bring out his mastery at comebacks, for serious.]

[persequor]

Protect people from what? They've stopped already. If you're so afraid of sex, pass the page, idiot.

[thehangedrose]

Hey, I'm afraid of it, I'm afraid that innocent minds will hear it, and get the wrong ideas, okay?

[persequor]

Seems to me the only child here is you.

that first one is suppose to be i'm NOT afraid of it asdfgfds

[thehangedrose]

I'm twenty-four, excuse you.

How old are you?

[persequor]

But you're the only one about to soil himself just from listening to someone having sex. If you're really twenty-four, you might want to act it. Because you're not protecting anyone, you're making yourself a jape. Grow up.

[ Done with this conversation now. Her patience for perceived idiocy only lasts so long. ]

[thehangedrose]

[Oh wow. WOW. There's just a moment of stunned silence, and that hot temper flares within him enough to turn that concerned and offended tone into something altogether more serious, spiteful even.]

Oh, I pity you, then, I really do. Because unlike you, I've grown up enough to realize that what is being heard on this journal this is wrong in any fashion. And you just think it's okay, that this is merely something that isn't at all a private act, and that's just despicable, that really is. Didn't anyone teach you better?

Stick with your insulting, see where that gets you... All I hear is a kid who won't listen any better.

And I have no time to waste with people like you.

[And he shuts the journal right after that, resisting the urge to go and kick something out of anger. Oh man, the people here...]

[Some just made his blood boil, they really did.]

[persequor]

[ Sorry, but she'd already passed the page. Rant wasted on ears not actually present. :3 ]

[hedonic]

[ Well, that was entertaining! Almost worth getting distracted from sex. ]