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Sometimes I see people doing this about "future" stuff they learn about, but I think it's time to shake it up a bit. I feel like I've accidentally taken a history class. Not complaining, of course. I didn't pay attention in school.

[Written:]

Things I've Learned About the Renaissance (in the past ~10 months):
- Wine is preferred over water (it tastes BAD and you can't convince me otherwise)
- Getting dressed takes forever because you have to put on layers, sleeves, and tie things. Zippers probably brought people to tears when they were invented. Not just because of accidentally zipping up bits.
- Various Italian words, mostly inappropriate and/or used to hit on people
- Dances are weird and make me a little dizzy
- Fresh pasta is a thing
- ~~Showing too much skin is Very Bad and makes big brother unhappy~~ [So gone!] Pants for women = weird!
- Bankers are just as boring as they are in my time
- Don't call da Vinci "da Vinci" because that is wrong
- Popes can have the cutest daughters
- Medicine is pretty much leeches and opium
- Cardinals are not all old men with wrinkles
- "Italy" isn't really a thing yet, just a bunch of city-states (or something? I forgot. Sorry!)
- Something about chaperones... dating is complicated
- Insert more stuff I should remember

[Tap tap. This is Steph not talking about nightmares or crazy cats or bumps to the head or depressing things that have occurred in the past 30-something days.]

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Disappointed while you wash my sore and tired body, you mean.

That's never happening.

[ Please don't go throw yourself under a horse just for the chance. ]

I will remind you that you said that when I pull you into the tub with me!

[ Wow howdidthishappen. Nopenopenopenope--yep, she's thinking of it! ]

If you have the mobility to pull someone into a tub, your limbs must not be very broken. If that's the case, I'll break them properly. Then, trust me, you will not be thinking the same thoughts.

[Wow, his penis is so confused, thanks Lana :(]

I have never had such a cruel nurse before...

[ You're welcome, Ezio's penis. ]

Maybe Stephanie should think twice before offering me up, then. I said I was a terrible one.

Brr.

Perhaps I enjoy your company enough to suffer your injustices.

[ Oh, well, that shuts her up for at least a minute. GLAD NOBODY CAN SEE HER BLUSHING.

...

Ahem. ]

I like you better with all of your parts working, so don't go breaking anything on my account.

I will keep myself safe for you, then.

For me?

For you.

[ ADSFKJH

SDFSUIYISDFFL. ]

Good.

[Aww, Lana.]

I'm glad.