rose: play dress-up

[fluthlu]

[In want of a quiet place to knit, Rose has taken her yarn and her needles into the library this morning, and commandeered a table near the back. She's just finishing up what looks like a tiny, purple sweater, but the recipient of the garment doesn't seem to like it took much.]

Edgar, yarn isn't a digestible material. Please refrain from eating your own clothing.

[A tiny black kitten, who's been rolling around on the table, gently drops the sweater sleeve from his mouth before meowing loudly into the journal and hopping off the table to explore the rest of the library.]

((ooc: open post!))

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

Nothin'.

1/2

[fluthlu]

[Suspicious glare...]

2/2

[fluthlu]

Nothing, indeed, I see.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Unnecessarily defensive mode, activate!]

Yeah, exactly, you'vve managed to repeat what I just said. Fantastic method a deduction there on your part, I'm impressed, considerin' that kind a' deductivve reasonin' is wway beyond the capacity a' your other human friends, especially the blue text one. Talk about scrapin' the bottom a' human society right there.

This is exactly wwhy I lost my interest in you so quick back then, in the end I shouldn't expect anythin' less than the stunted fuckin' potential a humanity. It's just not quite up the standards a' actual impressivve species.

[Thank god certain other residents of the castle aren't here to hear him saying this, though.

Otherwise he'd probably just, well, leave. Angrily.]

[fluthlu]

[There's a little spark of anger in her eyes, but she holds it in, pressing her lips firmly together until he's done speaking.]

I'm terribly sorry I didn't rise up to your expectations, Ampora. Excuse me while I go soak in my own tears.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Two can play at human sarcasm.]

Well fuck, I hope you don't drown in 'em, cause that'd be such a fuckin' loss wwouldn't it.

[Now he's storming out of the library with a little huff.]

[fluthlu]

[Far more amused than annoyed, Rose just give him a little wave and goes back to knitting.]

Have a pleasant afternoon.