001 Enter the Alchemist

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[Sometime after the initial panic of finding himself in a strange place where books talked at you when you opened them, there were no Homunculi or anyone familiar at all, and... everything ever; much later at night after things have started to sink in, there is a polite sounding voice over the journals after a self conscious throat clearing.]

Good evening! My name is Alphonse Elric and... do any you know Brother? His name is Edward and he's the... [little] ...alchemist with a red coat.

[What more can he really say? This is still so overwhelming and ridiculous.]

...I hope I can meet you all in person soon, talking over... a book seems a bit impersonal for a first meeting. [And then, in case that made anyone think he didn't want to talk now, he hastily added:] But it's nice to meet you anyway.

[ooc: Open to all]

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dictated;

[kickthecanplz]

... Alchemist?

[trying to remember stuff from school...]

... You mean that stuff that turns lead into gold?

dictated;

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Um... you're not supposed to do things like that, alchemy isn't supposed to be used for your own personal gain.

dictated;

[kickthecanplz]

...

[Ooof course alchemy is real. Why wouldn't it be.]

... N-Nevermind. As for your brother, haven't heard or seen him. But this place is pretty huge, it's easy to miss people. [THAT ISN'T A PUN ON HIS HEIGHT OKAY-] Anything else you can say about him that would narrow it down?

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O-Oh right!

He's got blond hair and golden eyes, and one of his arms and legs are made of automail. He's got kind of a scary face and frowns a lot, and...

[His voice lowers, as though saying something blasphemous that he thinks he might get struck down for.]

...he's kind of small.

[kickthecanplz]

Whoa whoa whoa, back up. Automail? ... His arm is made out of envelopes?

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[...He just chuckles, shaking his head even if Kasanoda can't see it.]

No! Automail is a metal prosthetic limb.

[kickthecanplz]

[Okay, that was a stupid question, but with this place, you never know.]

Oh, right... that kinda thing would stand out. If I see any guy like that I'll let you know.

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Mm, thanks!

Now I have lots of people looking for Brother, I bet he'll be surprised if he gets here.

[kickthecanplz]

That would be a surprise to walk into. But, hey, he'll appreciate the good reputation.

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Um, sorry to be rude, but... what's your name?

[kickthecanplz]

Oh, no problem. I'm Kasanoda.

[a pause.]

... Ritsu Kasanoda.

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It's nice to meet you, Ritsu!

[kickthecanplz]

[aw, making friends is nice ;; ]

You too... Alphonse.

[weird name, but it still counts as friendship!]

Have you been told about this place and what it does?

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Mm, it's really strange... but I think the strangest thing is talking to everyone through a book and not meeting anyone.

[kickthecanplz]

Trust me, that won't be the strangest thing for long. But if you walk around, you're always bound to find people. This place can be pretty crowded.

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I'll walk around now, then!

[Sob. He is just going to walk purposefully around... seeing if he can find people.]

[kickthecanplz]

Good. You should be able to go just about anywhere you want. There's even a whole town outside of the castle.

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Really?

Um... would you show me? I don't want to get lost.

[kickthecanplz]

... Yeah, all right, I've got nothing better to do today. Where are you?

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[He reads off a random numberplate he happens to be passing by... conveniently near to Kasanoda.]

[kickthecanplz]

I'll be there soon.

[And so, he goes out into the hallway, and comes across WHAT THE HELL.]

... Wh... wh... what the...

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[He turns at the sound of the voice, and sort of tries to shrink in on himself at the horror on Kasanoda's face.]

Hi... Ritsu.

[kickthecanplz]

... Alphonse?

[staring is rude, but... really? you can't just put on a shirt and jeans for a walk around town.]

... You're... taller than I thought.

[... great tact there.]

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...

I didn't ask to be this big.

[kickthecanplz]

[ffffuuuu-]

N-Not that it's a bad thing! It means nobody will pick a fight with you, and some girls like tall guys!