3rd Repair ~ We Interrupt your regularily scheduled programming ~ [Dictated] ~ Forwarded to 10pm

[inharperwetrust]

[10pm rolls around, and, instead of the standard opening one would normally expect, this plays out over the journals and radios of Paradisa.

It plays for about a minute before fading into the background, the beats still there, as a voice comes over the top.]

Goooood evening, fair residents of Cair Paradisa. DJ Harper, here, standing in for the talented Hard Harry, who, unfortunately, is having some... technical difficulties at this moment. [Courtesy of Harper himself, but he's not gonna say that.]



Lets get things started off with the newbie roundup, those of you from across the multiverse, joining us in resplendant incarceration. We seem to have had another import, but whether that's a good or bad thing? Hell if I know, I don't speak castle. Please welcome Dave, Dirk, Eridan and Snow! Be sure to give them a warm Paradisa welcome, and may I be the first to say... Welcome to the house of fun. We hope you enjoy your stay.

[That song continues to play in the background, as there's a shuffling of paper.]

And now it's time for News of General Interest. What's going on in your multi-dimensional castle? Lets find out with... [And this plays out.] ...Wonderfuck News.

[Harper continues in the tone of a pompous newscaster, clearing his throat before moving on.]

With Christmas just around the corner, what better way to celebrate than with some good, ol'fashioned caroling? Even if you're not from Earth, and don't have a clue what songs to sing, the library has extensive books on all the known favourites, so there's really no excuse.

Ever found yourself bored with nothing to do, in a castle filled with wild wonder? Someone is, and wants to build a Mini-golf course and needs your help! So go ahead, show some Paradisan compassion and help a guy out.

And finally, remember all that Seven Deadly Sins stuff? Someone sure did! You can find this concise summary of what in the tri-galaxies happened in any copy of your local magic journal. Credit for this peice goes to Raine Sage, who seems to have spent a long time on this. Better you than me!

[Another pause, more shuffling of paper, and this starts playing in the background.]

Last few things, before we get back to waiting for the next peice of insanity this place has to offer. You'll see that our wonderful host has decided to deck the halls and chill the air, so please be careful you don't slip on any ice. And keep an eye out for any weird happenings. If you encounter anything, be a sport and let us know.

If you have any requests for music, I'll be here all night. The name is Seamus Zelazny Harper, resident genius, and DJ extraordinaire. Here for all your entertainment needs. Give me a shout out, and I'll see what I can do.

On a more serious, final note, I do have a question for everyone out there. Don't worry if you can't answer, I'm not expecting one, but its open for everyone. Winner gets a wonderful prize. Are you ready?

From the beginning, what are the ten radical isotopes?

Answers on a postcard, please.

Until next time, Paradisa. Keep it cool.

((OOC: Done with Ang's permission. Final question is a canon-specific one, he isn't expecting answers, but people are welcome to guess. Posted early because timezones and stuff. Stay frosty, guys.))

Comments

[holycraponacracker]

Ten radical whu-?

[inharperwetrust]

Don't stretch the neurons too much, darling.

[holycraponacracker]

[Isotopes, neurons... weird words that sound like something her boys would say.]

...I'm not quite sure what that means but heyyyyyyyy!

[Sounds offended.]

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[howruthless]

[Tess doesn't usually pay attention this show ... at all, but the mention of isotopes gets her attention.]

Radical Isotopes?

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[inharperwetrust]

[See, Mark? Increasing your listeners, here.]

You heard me right. Ten radical isotopes, from the beginning. No hints.

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[howruthless]

It's not a form of isotope I'm familiar with, unfortunately. Are they native to Earth?

[She's aware that with the castle there always comes the risk of people arriving from the future with scientific discoveries she doesn't have access to yet, but that won't stop her from trying to learn.]

[psych0p0mps]

uhh good show but
what happened to mark
did he get turned into something weird again

[inharperwetrust]

Not as far as I know. Just technical difficulties. I'm sure he'll have it sorted next week.

[psych0p0mps]

oh ok
you should consider doing a show of your own though seamus!
you have a good voice and i liked your choice of music :)

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[jimfromit]

Oh dear, you're not the regular guy.

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[inharperwetrust]

Ding, ding, ding.

And the prize for the most obvious person this week goes toooo...!

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[jimfromit]

And cheeky to boot!

I admire a man looking to upset the status quo, but don’t hog the spotlight for too long.

That would just be greedy.

[cyan_maid]

[Aw, no Hard Harry tonight? Oh well, you're a pretty good showrunner too.]

I'm afraid isotopes aren't my sort of thing, or I'd be happy to answer your question.

[inharperwetrust]

Like I said, I wasn't expecting an answer.

[Its a bad thing if you know it.]

[cyan_maid]

[Oh shoot]

I know! But I like to give an answer if I know it.

So no Hard Harry tonight? I hope those technical difficulties aren't giving him too much trouble.

[originalcopy]

[laughs]

What like cool carbon 14 or terrific tritium?

[inharperwetrust]

Nice guess, but wrong. Try again.

[hard_talker]

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT ASS BALLS, DUDE?!

[he's laughing as he says it, if that counts for anything. even as there's scrambling and thumping in the background as he ... tries to get his own broadcasting stuff to work]

[inharperwetrust]

Remember the whole "genius" thing? Said I would prove it.

[hard_talker]

By hacking my fuckin' broadcast? ... Already had one guy who claims he's a genius do that. Might hafta try harder.

[oh, do you have a button? allow him to push it. gleefully. button button button]

That house stuff you played, though, that's good shit. Who was it?

[eat_me_beat_me]

[she's cracking up over here watching Mark flip his shit]

[inharperwetrust]

Hey, looks like I have another fan.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Yeah, still laughing]

First you offer to fix my stereo, then you hijack my boyfriend's broadcast. Anything you can't do?

Dictated - Backtagging tralala~

[wizard_redfive]

[Dairine is eagerly waiting for Harry's broadcast when an entirely different voice turns up. And, well, after Stark's little stunt, Dairine is not impressed.]

Another one?! Powers that Be in a bucket, Mark sure brings the hackers out of the woodwork. [The journal is open (of course), so Harper can undoubtedly hear her exclaimation.]

[inharperwetrust]

Not hacking. Techincial difficulties.

[You can almost hear the air quotes.]

Besides, I think I did a good job.