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Hey. So. You guys still bummed out about the lack of privacy? Paper-based communication not cutting it for ya? Worry no more, for I, Seamus Harper, have come to save the day.

Introducing a secure messaging system on our very own CastleNet, with security protocols written and adapted by yours truly. I will admit that getting my encryptions to work on what the castle provides? A stroke of pure genius, but I'm not surprised I pulled it off.

Usernames and Temporary Passwords can be issued by me, and the application can be downloaded on any computer, cell-phone, or cranial implant with access to CastleNet. Best thing? It's all completely Free. My gift to you.

Give me a note here if you want access, and any questions, feel free to ask.

Harper, out.
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Gooooood morning, Paradisa. Your resident mechanical genius Seamus Zelazny Harper, here. Did ya miss me? Of course you did. Stupid question. Now. Some of you'll remember me offering my many different talents in engineering and mechanics. That's still open, and the first one's still free.

Come one, come all. Nothing to big or small!

Also, locking the door was a lame trick, castle. I expected better.

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Filtered to Aradia Megdio )

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Filtered to Mark Hunter/Hard Harry )

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Filtered to Church )
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[There's a loud clattering over the journals to welcome you to Boxing Day morning, before a voice filters out over.]

Well, festive greetings, or whatever you folks like to call it. Seamus Harper here, bringing you a deal you can't resist. You ever wanted something electrical, but you couldn't ask the castle for it? Robotics, electronics, all the comforts of your homes but couldn't bring yourself to bring down karmic retribution on yourselves for asking our captors?

Look no further!

I, Seamus Harper, will happily build anything you so desire, as long as it's plausible. I won't be building no mech suits or star ships. That would take too long and cost a lot. But anything else, or help on projects, or even some advice, I'll be happy to help out.

For a small fee, of course. But, don't despair, because I'm offering my first job absolutely free until the end of January, mostly for those skeptics that don't believe I'm a genius. Call it a winter sale.

What've you got to lose?

Filtered to Church )

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[10pm rolls around, and, instead of the standard opening one would normally expect, this plays out over the journals and radios of Paradisa.

It plays for about a minute before fading into the background, the beats still there, as a voice comes over the top.]


Goooood evening, fair residents of Cair Paradisa. DJ Harper, here, standing in for the talented Hard Harry, who, unfortunately, is having some... technical difficulties at this moment. [Courtesy of Harper himself, but he's not gonna say that.]

We interrupt this program with some breaking news... )

((OOC: Done with Ang's permission. Final question is a canon-specific one, he isn't expecting answers, but people are welcome to guess. Posted early because timezones and stuff. Stay frosty, guys.))
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So, I was looking around, and lo and behold, I found a wireless computer network. Surprised me, to say the least, what with the whole historical thing this place has goin'.

I'm gonna go in and get some hands-on experience, see what this baby can do. You never know, I might be able to sprinkle some of that Harper magic and even improve it. Wouldn't that be nice?

Now all I gotta do is get one of the flexis compatible with this thing and we'll be set.

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Action for within the Network )

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((OOC: The action is for anyone who can exist on the network. Feel free to bump into him. :3))
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Uh. So I take it this is a communicator, huh?

[There's some throat clearing.]

Please tell me this has nothing to do with tesseracts... I've had enough of those things to last a lifetime.

I know I haven't been taken prisoner, because I have all my gear on me, even the maintenance flexis. Unless there's some really dumb kidnappers out there... Which taking the intelligence of most Nietszcheans I've met wouldn't surprise me...

Anyway, if anyone out there can let me know what's going on? Thanks.

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